"damp to the point that, when he moves, it makes a sound like a dish sponge being squeezed."

[kpete]

🎶"Sponge-don Wet-pants… Sponge-don Wet-pants… Sponge-don… Wet-PAAANTS!" 🎶😁


My sources in the White House describe Trump as "watching television harder than they've ever seen him do it before" and "damp to the point that, when he moves, it makes a sound like a dish sponge being squeezed."

Link to tweet

[Soxfan58]

1. Ewwwwwwwwww

[Kali]

28. no other reply needed

[skip fox]

42. THIS STORY IS SATIRE

of so it was identified this morning:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211583348

[skip fox]

43. THIS STORY IS SATIRE

or so it was stated this morning on DU:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211583348

[Soxfan58]

44. Does that make the thought

Any less gross.

[vlyons]

2. Is it sweat, drool, or is he peeing his pants?

nt

[Roland99]

13. That DEPENDS....

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. We need a like button.....

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Oh Snap!

[Anon-C]

29. ...

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[ProudLib72]

33. He lays in bed watching TV and lets Ivanka PAMPER him

[Roland99]

35. Ewwww

[Quemado]

39. Trump has been pampered since childhood

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211580964#post26

[Soxfan58]

36. .

[Jarqui]

27. Maybe he's still acting out his Golden Shower fantasies .. nt

[Claritie Pixie]

3. There goes my appetite!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. Sponge-Don Wet-pants likes tv?

I could do without that imagery. Better yet, I could do without sponge-don wet-pants.

[apcalc]

5. Damp? What do they mean by damp? From sweat?

[Blue Owl]

6. His diaper absorbs some of the excretions

n/t

[rurallib]

7. "watching television harder than they've ever seen him do it before"

and that's how he presidents. watching tv really hard!

[Solly Mack]

8. All those saturated absorbent crystals making that sound.

The polymers inside diapers.

[dixiegrrrrl]

15. Solly, is that for real?

Never heard about that, so I don't know, but the idea of him wearing those does make one pause......

[Solly Mack]

19. About the polymers - "crystals" - in diapers? Yes, that's true.

And, yes, if you've ever squeezed or patted a super full diaper, it makes a slight squishy sound.

Parents would bring their infants and toddlers into the center with the same diaper they wore the night before. All puffed out and breaking into pieces inside the plastic covering... from the saturation.

Adult diapers have polymers too.

[dixiegrrrrl]

25. ahhhhh...there's my problem.

Haven't been around a diaper for........(looks up how old the kid is now....)....over 50 years.


When one remembers how much bs trump exudes on a normal day, so yeah, maybe so.

[CatMor]

9. To me he has always looked mushy and squishy ....

mainly his ugly face. Until he becane president I didn't realize how ignorant he really is I just thought he was a extremely obnoxious con man.

[C_U_L8R]

10. Ooooh that smell. Can't you smell that smell?

[UpInArms]

11. Flop sweats?

Ewwwwwwwww!

[NightWatcher]

12. Who could his source be? Who is regularly close enough to him to hear him squish?

I don't really care who it is, but am surprised by how close to him the person is. There cannot be that many non family members who have that amount of access.

[diva77]

45. Yah, who leaked?

[NastyRiffraff]

16. I was about to cook dinner!

Now I'll have a beer or several instead.

Yuck.

[oldlibdem]

17. Oh man...

just one oportunity when he goes potty and change the channel to msnbc..... fatfuck meet stroke

[smirkymonkey]

18. What the hell? Damp from what?

Forget it. I don't think I even want to know. That is so gross! I wonder if he even showers very often. He probably doesn't like to get his hair wet.

[DesertRat]

20. Gross!

[SammyWinstonJack]

21. Yuck!

[Demovictory9]

23. Ewwww lol

[peggysue2]

24. Hummmm.

How do you watch television . . . hard/harder? As in concentrating harder? As in trying to understand what he's hearing and watching? As in . . . what?

As for the dampness?

That's more information than I ever wanted to know.

[Quemado]

26. Trump has been pampered since childhood

Pun intended!

[lunatica]

38. Snicker!

[JDC]

30. He is a jellyfish.

[3catwoman3]

31. How completely revolting.

[LuckyCharms]

32. I'm never eating anything ever again.

[SHRED]

34. Jabba

Link to tweet

[FSogol]

37. Oh noes! More White House Leaks!

[VOX]

40. Flop-sweat and side-effects of heavy meds from Dr. Feelgood.

God, I HATE that "man."

[skip fox]

41. This text was identified as satire this morning.

Maybe it was misidentified, but it has the ring of fiction to a writer's ears.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211583348