Broken: Trump Threatens Drastic Steps If He Doesn't Get His Wall
Washington, Friday
Through a recently enslaved spokesperson, President Donald J. Trump issued an ultimatum this morning regarding the stalled "Border Wall" issue. "If I do not get funding for my steel slat fence," Trump said, "I will go on national television, utilizing all networks, and publicly hold my breath until my face turns blue." He continued, "If that does not achieve immediate action from the Democrat Congress, I will fall to the floor, kick my feet, wave my arms, and scream at the top of my lungs. I want action! I want it now!"
When reminded of what happened to Veruca Salt in a similar situation, the President extended his short middle finger at our reporter and uttered a schoolyard curse. Clearly, President Trump means business with this threat.
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