Nursing Home Orderly

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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell 48m48 minutes ago
Lindsay Graham sounding less like a senator and more like an nursing home orderly.

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1. Because nursing home orderlies are idiots????

[Blue Owl]

2. Also, Brett Kavanaugh likes beer

n/t

[Ilsa]

3. "Donald ate his pancakes, but pushed his eggs off

of his plate, covered them up with the plate and then lied about eating them. A little later, he had a good bowel movement, and asked for a rubber ducky, little submarines and toy boats to play with in the bathtub, saying he wanted to invade Kentucky. He tried to grab some you-know-what of the aide who made his bed. He said he wanted his fourth wife, Vladimir, to come see him and give him a bj."

[erronis]

4. But since vlad wasn't available, Lindsey was able to cover ---- gag.

[left-of-center2012]

5. Nursing Home Orderly ...

Nursing Home Orderlies,
like most nursing staff,
are overworked,
understaffed,
and under paid.

[LakeArenal]

7. As a person who spent 13 days in a nursing home..

The staff was the nicest, least complaining,
and helpful people ever. They try so hard to keep people happy while doing the most personal, private jobs that can be pretty harrowing.

I admire them as much as any first responder and think they are just as vital.

[LakeSuperiorView]

10. Working this job put me through college.

It was the physically and emotionally hardest, least paying job I have ever had, but it taught me many things. Regularly losing friends before age 22, trying to maintain other's dignity...

The job of Nursing Assistant should not be the basis of jokes.

[BSdetect]

6. He looks like the poster boy for blackmail victims

[mahannah]

8. Did anyone ask Graham what he meant by that silly statement?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

9. Graham looks like a funeral director to me.

Very fitting considering the overall situation in the White House......

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11. kick

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