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Are_grits_groceries

(17,111 posts) Mon Aug 20, 2012, 07:16 AM Aug 2012

If I jumped into the Sea Of Galilee while drunk, nekkid or whatever,

I better be able to walk on water to the shore.
Otherwise, my Mama would haunt me forever.
No matter what my feelings about that body of water, she regarded it as an integral part of her religion. I would be disrespecting her.

The Eff Bee of Eye would be the last of my worries.