Other Things MO Rep. Akin Believes About the Uterus

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http://www.theawl.com/2012/08/todd-akin-uterus-facts

• The average uterus is "cash only."

• When provoked or frightened, a uterus emits a high-pitched scream that instantly stuns its attacker.

• The natural enemies of the uterus are the locust, the hawk, the carpenter ant, and the witch.

• It is possible to use a uterus to determine the nearest source of fresh water or magnetic North but not both.

[Ezlivin]

1. The nearest uterus can be used in case of emergency

A uterus is more easily seen in warm climates.

Two or more uterus' are referred to as a womb-pack.

You work with the uterus you have, not the one you want.

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3. The uterus can exist both in wave and particle form.

The omnipotent uterus can create a fibroid so heavy and dense that it even it cannot move it.

[NightWatcher]

2. something else about the stork taking off from a cabbage patch

[LynneSin]

4. You can substitute up to three tbsp worth of a uterus for any recipe that calls for baking soda

Geez, I was out of baking soda the other day and did not know this