One of the funniest things ever heard on NPR. 70 seconds
My wife and I heard this yesterday morning. We were laughing so hard I sat through a green light at an intersection. 
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You can listen at the link. It's 70 seconds in. Report from Brooklyn on synthetic marijuana.
https://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=678396645
KENNY MALONE, HOST:
Just a warning. This is a story about drugs, and there is one brief, bleeped swear word.
Oh, my God. It's so loud here.
ALEXI HOROWITZ-GHAZI, HOST:
(Laughter) I know.
MALONE: All right. Alexi and I are at an intersection in Brooklyn.
HOROWITZ-GHAZI: Myrtle and Broadway.
MALONE: I think this is the most New York intersection I've ever seen. We've got bodegas everywhere.
HOROWITZ-GHAZI: There's rust and graffiti.
MALONE: Cars crisscrossing through here.
HOROWITZ-GHAZI: Going whatever direction they want to go.
MALONE: And, like, the best thing of all, this guy standing behind us wearing a New York Yankees hat who keeps asking if he can swear into our microphones.
HOROWITZ-GHAZI: I think we've got to let him do it.
UNIDENTIFIED PERSON: [Expletive] everything.
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