Ronny Jackson's back just in time to do the physical?!?!?

[Soph0571]

Link to tweet

Heh

So predictable

[JI7]

1. THE CANDY MAN

[3Hotdogs]

2. I like the guy in Manhattan who reported his pre-inauguration physical.

Would anyone turn left and cough for that guy?

[3_Limes]

3. That's the plan!

He lied faithfully last year. So he really can't turn around and tell the truth this year, can he?

[Generic Brad]

4. The Adderall prescription must need a refill

[Polly Hennessey]

5. Considering he just got promoted,

I expect nothing less than tRump is in perfect health, he will live forever, and his mind is sharper than any tack you will sit on.

[nocoincidences]

6. It struck me as logical for Trump to

return Ronny to his former position to ensure that his physical this year nicely matched last year's.

Just watch:

He will have gained no weight and might even be pounds lighter than last year!!

He's got the best genes, after all.

[erronis]

7. Or maybe he just added 2" - to his height (elevator shoes)

That should lower his BMI nicely.