Five minutes into Trump's speech and you people will be begging for Adam Levine's nipples.

[TeamPooka]

It's tonight's TV event that needs a lot of expensive commercials and Maroon 5 playing halfway through...

[EveHammond13]

1. !!!!!!!

[C_U_L8R]

2. Thank goodness for Netflix.

[TeamPooka]

3. I'm looking forward to the part where Trump takes off his shirt and we see all his torso tats.

[Dem2theMax]

4. I'm pretty sure we'd all go blind.

Or we'd want to anyway.

[2naSalit]

5. LOL!!

[Adsos Letter]

6. I was on the board during half-time...

...and there were people begging for his nipples then!

[TeamPooka]

9. my wife was one of them. She's love AL and M5

[democratisphere]

7. You can keep his nipples

BUT I"ll take Maroon 5's music in lieu of drumpf's lies and BS.

[jmowreader]

8. Not Maroon 5

We're already dealing with the Five Maroons - Teflon Don, Uday, Husay and Jarvanka. Bringing Adam Levine's band in would just invite confusion.

Call them the Five Maroons because when you see them, one thing should come out of your mouth:

[lunasun]

10. Trump will show us his ass again tonight. No doubt

[Generic Brad]

11. Let the embarrassment to the nation begin

I’m expecting him to fail hard.

[spanone]

12. Bwahahahahahaaaa

[TeamPooka]

13. I was right.