OH GOD!! CNN just reported on the Designated Survivor, a member of the government....

[George II]

....who goes in hiding while all the other high level government officials are at the Capitol in case there's a catastrophe. He'd be the next president.

Who is he? RICK FUCKING PERRY!!!! God Bless the Secret Service and the Capital Police - DO YOUR JOB, please!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. How could we be more fucked than we already are?

[Docreed2003]

2. Sleepy Ben Carson??

[NewJeffCT]

3. Betsy DeVos

Matt Whitaker

[Docreed2003]

5. Ugh....both of those are terrible options too

[NewJeffCT]

7. The entire cabinet is a horror show

not a one is among the Best and Brightest

[badhair77]

4. He won't remember what he's supposed to be doing.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. But he might be amenable to advice from people who know.

Which is better than what we've got now. Of course he'd suck; the whole cabinet is a collection of reprobates, incompetents and grifters. We'd be fucked no matter who we got.

[Mike Nelson]

6. I knew it would be...

… an awful pick. They have no selection.

[W_HAMILTON]

8. Oops!

[Glimmer of Hope]

9. Again I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[Takket]

11. was gomer pyle unavailable?

[marble falls]

12. Rick Perry needs to be led. I'd rather Ricky than Donnie if those are my only choices.

[Hoyt]

13. Not reassuring.