Don't be too hard on Mr. Pecker

[Pantagruel]

Oh crap, just read my own headline and now I've forgotten what I wanted to say!!!!!

[titaniumsalute]

1. Well Ward was too hard on the beaver a few times no?

[Wounded Bear]

2. Yep!

[Arkansas Granny]

3. Sometimes the headlines just write themselves.

[Achilleaze]

6. Sometimes things come to a head

when you least expect it.

[Sneederbunk]

4. Pecker temporarily knocked down but he will rise to the occasion.

[lkinwi]

5. Bezos has Pecker in the palm of his hand.