I become a 12 year old when I hear the name David Pecker

[Funtatlaguy]

Every time they say Pecker on tv, I laugh.
It just sounds made up.
How can that be someone’s real name.
Anybody else feel this way.

[marylandblue]

1. It didn't bother me until today's news.

Because now a peckerwood named Pecker threatened to expose Bezos' pecker.

[Dem2theMax]

2. Lol!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Me, too. I try to resist, but it's

hard.

[Nevilledog]

4. Rumor has it that his real first name is Peter.

Peter Pecker*




*rumor started by my inner 12yr old

[jpak]

5. At least his first name isn't Richard

[madinmaryland]

23. Ok. Who's Dick Hertz??

[Docreed2003]

6. Reminds me of "Ghostbusters" and Mr Peck

[GulfCoast66]

7. I am an educated, successful, well traveled man.

A true social democrat who sees my wife as an equal in all wayS and have learned to speak some French.

But dick and fart jokes still make me laugh! I can’t help it.

[a kennedy]

13. Why is that?? Really why is that??

[GulfCoast66]

15. I don't know? The third grader in me?

Understand I never laugh at nor allow unprofessional behavior in my workplace. Have terminated people for such. But in my personal life?

Maybe too much Monte Python as a kid?

[Funtatlaguy]

8. Glad I'm not the only juvenile here lol

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. He should change his name - to Richard.

aka, "Dick"

[Cha]

19. Evidently his parents showed

some mercy.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. David Pecker.

He’s the Uranus of men.

[happybird]

11. Just saw the headline:

Feds Probing Pecker
and couldn't stop snickering.

You are not alone, my friend!

[a kennedy]

12. Why is this so funny??? I guess it's a man thing. Women don't ever make fun of

women’s sexual parts. No boob, breasts, vaginas, or other sexual parts.....why does this make men laugh?? I watch a lot of sports shows and when there are no women hosting or involved in the discussions the men always laugh about stupid sexual stuff no matter how old they are. I don’t get it.

[happybird]

21. Not just a man thing

I'm a middle aged woman and inherited my sense of humor from my dear Mom.
(and Monty Python, as mentioned above)

[a kennedy]

24. I loved Monty Python as well as anyone else.....but I do not remember

them having “bathroom” humor.....might be just me, but I don’t remember that.

[Stinky The Clown]

14. Of course the name is serious. John Waters did a movie of the same name

[NurseJackie]

16. Many people would have legally changed that name.

Pecker.

[trueblue2007]

17. David Wiener Pecker

i wish i was a david wiener pecker, that is what i want to beeeeeeeeeeee e e e e e

[Cha]

18. I guess we're all there.. Rachel had

to explain on her show last night.. I believe.. that no one was calling him names.. that's his real name(in so many words).

It's just Fate evidently that it's his calling, too.

Link to tweet

[akraven]

20. Y'all quit.

I am not supposed to laugh this hard the night before surgery!

No, don't quit - been giggling all day!

[Ron Obvious]

22. I always wonder if names like that have an effect on how they turn out

Must be rough to grow up with a name like that, I imagine. Maybe it makes you hate all of humanity.

Pecker by name, Pecker by nature.

I wonder if anybody has ever looked into it.