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Someone didn't read! I mean really eliminating all those things, Trump? No planes means no Air Force One to take you to your golf courses, and no cows means no Big Macs. If this plan went through, what would you feed the Patriots when they visit?

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This week the Top 10 is live from Oxnard for our 2nd annual Valentine's Day Special! We delve into the latest involving Jeff Bezos' dick pic scandal, a kid falls asleep at the SOTU and becomes an instant meme celebrity, Trump has zero Fuks to give while screaming about presidential harassment, delve into the latest involving the Ralph Northam scandal, play another round of IS IT RACIST? (spoiler alert! probably), and scold the airlines on why they shouldn't use creepy pick up napkins. Plus in our weekly investigative piece Top 10 Investigates we're going to take a look at how home DNA testing kits get it wrong with a piece we're calling DIY DNA. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is going to examine the pros and cons of the Dark One's proposition for more Bible based classes. What could go wrong? We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course People Are Dumb! And the next installment of our ongoing series Deep State Diaries is going to hang in the projects as we check out the HUD! Plus we've got some live music from a little band I like to call, oh, I don't know, Muse!

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