Need a good comeback for a right-wing meme

[hauckeye]

Some of my (unfortunately) right-wing Facebook friends post memes stating "if you lock your doors at night, you believe in a wall" or something similar. What's a good comeback? Of course it won't change anyone's mind but I'll have fun with it. I was thinking something like "I lock my doors against my fellow Americans, not against asylum seekers".

[gratuitous]

1. What is it with their binary mindset?

Ask them if they still have their cows.

[TheBlackAdder]

41. If you lock your doors, a boot will get that person it, but it is proof of a breaking and entering.

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Besides a person lying, creating a his word against theirs, it helps with home owners insurance.

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[LakeSuperiorView]

45. It's a common trait with Conservatives.

White/Black - no shades of gray. It's intellectually lazy, true/false tests are much easier than multiple choice or essay. One has to be comfortable with hypocrisy to have a binary worldview, twisting reality to fit your views, regardless of facts.

Fundamentalists fit right in, as belief that the Babbel is the literal word of gawd preconditions one to hypocrisy.

[hughee99]

2. You lock your doors against anyone that does not belong in your house.

I think that response wouldn’t help much.

[UniteFightBack]

3. You are on the right track...I would say "You're damn right I lock my doors because it is

AMERICANS who are committing crime and there is DATA and FACTS that PROVE this."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/06/19/two-charts-demolish-the-notion-that-immigrants-here-illegally-commit-more-crime/?utm_term=.4073a93eccdf

[OldEurope]

4. I lock my doors because to many Americans believe in the NRA.

Or
I lock my doors because Trump made rage against fellow humans a valid lifestyle

[EveHammond13]

5. my house is not 3000 miles long

[EveHammond13]

6. yeah I was using the Rio Grande as a wall, then it got diverted, so....

[EveHammond13]

7. or there's always the simple and direct

cut the shit

[mia]

8. There's not a door or wall that can protect generations of Americans from the damages

done to our country by the presidency of Donald J. Trump.

[mart48]

9. By that logic, if your house has a roof, then the entire country needs one, too.

[JHB]

10. BUILD THE BUBBLE! BUILD THE BUBBLE!

[LakeSuperiorView]

46. Finish the Bubble!!! Finish the Bubbel!!

He told me it was started and under construction!!!

Can't wait to have it dump all the snow into Canadia!!

[treestar]

23. And 3 more walls

They are trying a metaphor that is not apt.

[ProudLib72]

32. And a furnace for central air

Guess that's 1600 Pennsylvania Ave blowing all that hot air around the country.

[Blue1963]

34. That's my winner right there.

N/T

[Miigwech]

11. If you need the wall, get Mexico to pay for it

or
If there is a wall, will you still lock your doors?

[okaawhatever]

14. I think your 2nd point is the key. Asking if they are still going to lock their doors after the wall

is built shows that you don't lock your doors because there isn't a wall. Of course, if you lock your doors someone can still build a tunnel, same as they do at the border.

A multi-billion dollar safety feature that can be defeated with a shovel won't keep you safe.

[Miigwech]

15. Agreed

[safeinOhio]

21. Of course I have locks and lock them because

Mexico paid for them.

[Miigwech]

33. Haaaaahaaaaa, good one

[NCjack]

12. Because I have a lock on the door of my home, I don't need a border wall.

[Vinca]

13. Tell them you're more afraid of the nut next door with the guns than Latino toddlers.

[struggle4progress]

16. "Yeah, well, I have to: a lot of Republicans have moved into the neighborhood"

[Tanuki]

17. Tell 'em to remember that the house in question is sitting on land stolen

from Indians by our collective ancestors in one if most vicious genocides in human history and they can go fuck themselves if they think some quibble over a door or a wall has in any way mitigates their passive enjoyment of the evil fruits of such an epic crime against humanity. Your reply is also good.

[Baltimike]

18. Here ya go

https://ifunny.co/picture/possible-vulnerable-spots-in-trump-s-wall-rtycr2CN6

[hauckeye]

20. Love this!!!

[Baltimike]

39. I live in a red area of a blue state...I know what you're going through. nt

[Apollyonus]

19. My house door is not an international border governed by treaties. n/t

[hunter]

22. Oh bother. Two simple words work:

"Fuck off!"

[maxrandb]

24. I would just tell them to move to the edge of the Flat Earth

it's much safer there.

[Xolodno]

25. Criminals don't use the front door.

They break in via window, weaker back door, etc.

[bluestarone]

26. Even Heaven ONLY has a GATE!

[underpants]

27. They'll get in if they want, that's why I have cameras

and there are cameras on the border. Is this too difficult for you to understand?

Something like that b

[John Fante]

28. If I'm scared of being robbed, I lock my doors.

I don't demand that a giant wall be built around my neighborhood.

[StTimofEdenRoc]

29. For a meme war on face book with RW's, you will find all the memes you need at

union thugs face book page.

https://www.facebook.com/Union-Thugs-367105936678679/?__xts__[0]=68.ARDqs_TdptsbNPn8tkOUYYCV3SavZkSZCPJ36ELWbHaH8KaLkNaIlKOSUmU9dGr3Wc_KpRcrSRA6wx1-X6u5HGgCLgAtns2EZEeWuwCKIR7CTBjiHqwFSDAEMGzFq3HvDd8ScaOzb1iQDR9anGsv9iog5XuBoCZhvfiAVXsbzx1bdWRv4VEoGbJu5KuMoUDZZx6tZJzkQ08S3ZQtkWsx3gO1GHsHTv91zcNcWv0K8zrKY2ILIJ4oXVwPkZJvKYbVUpnlCEIB_nTfQaKCU3kJE10ctbHFNtoX9wyHHLJ5ceyhwze_Btz9zRYw7n4s5ckVzme3uqtsmdRLzDWTLx2TdWKNmw&__tn__=k*F&tn-str=k*F

[LuckyCharms]

30. Just ask them if they fell and hit their head on the toilet.

[3catwoman3]

31. I lock my doors because I'm...

...not a gullible dumbass.

[Squinch]

35. "We're not talking about locks. We're talking about a wall. Have you built a wall around

your house? No? Because you have locks on the door and a wall would not increase your security? Well, we have locks at the border. Those are surveillance, strategically placed fences, border guards, and designated crossing areas. A wall isn't going to increase our security."

Then tell him that if he builds a big steel wall around his house, you'll believe he wants the wall for any reason other than to stick it to the libruls.

[Perrenial Voter]

36. I have a lock on my door to keep people out, but the border

wall is to keep American's in -- once Trump's policies have had their full impact, we will be trying to escape. That's why Trump is so sure he can get Mexico to pay for it.

[Jimbo S]

37. My house is private property

the U.S.A. is not.

False equivalency.

[DFW]

38. I'd say

"I have to lock my doors because of people like you, not because of people looking to save themselves and their children from drug barons and starvation."

[Nancy Waterman]

40. Hatred and division

The wall stands for hatred and division. It is the essence of what trump and his cyber storm troopers stand for.

[TheBlackAdder]

42. The lock on my house came with it, it was something I paid for. Mexico is to pay for that wall!

[Hoyt]

43. Standard retort in these cases. "More ignorant white wing BS."

[marble falls]

44. How about this: Bullshit.

[VOX]

47. Un-friend them. Who the hell wants right-wing Facebook "friends"?

I've had a couple, and have had to unfriend them. People who still support 45 and Republicans after all that's happened, are dead to me. They don't budge, they're proud of their cult. I don't want anything more to do with them.

I sound like a crank, but I'm really just a friendly, peace-loving liberal dude who's sick to death of all the hypocrisy, lies and treasonous behavior. The very idea of Donald Trump as president of the United States is completely insane-- even more so today than in January 2017. Why should a majority of Americans be forced to put up with this ignorant, hate-filled monster?

[Recursion]

48. I lock my doors and gate; I don't solder locks all around the house

We have fencing and barriers in places where people are trying to cross the border. It does some good. But we're not going to engineer a more effective barrier than the Great Sonoran Desert.