He is Our President and we should support Him!
So, oh boy! there is so much news today for us to be discussing down here at the diner! I am thinking we should begin by thinking about the Big National Emergency Simulator that Our Grated President has had to install in the White House to help him practice simulating unnecessary national emergencies
Of course, sometimes when there are big national emergencies, there are some people who forget to play golf. And that is really not right because then the golf course owners might lose money. But down here at the diner, many of us all are all proud that Our President has not forgotten to remember how important golf is in times of simulated emergency. And that is why his Simulated Emergency Simulator includes golf practice and also plus simple phrases Our President can use, like Watch this drive!
Everybody understands that the Big National Emergency is because we really need Mexico to pay for us to build a beautiful mall. This is so when druggists are coming to America then they will go to mall instead of our drug stores. But Mexico has not even been starting to pay us for the mall. Of course, this was not a Big National Emergency until the Republicans started to lose elections. But now we really do need the mall
Anyway, this is what we are talking about down here at the diner