What if it's NOT the "pee" in the tapes?

[moonseller66]

What if the egomaniac's concern isn't over the "pee" in the tapes but rather the
size of the "Pee-er" - to be observed and mocked by the whole world?

To be laughed at by "pros" is one thing (they can be paid, like a $130.000) to keep the "small" talk of their clients in limited circles but to have his diminutive manhood under the tiniest scrutiny by the whole world might be a "Little" hard for him to make a big deal of.

Maybe the tapes show, in magnified 2D, 4K, itsy bitsy, teensy "weenie", minute, graphic detail, he doesn't have close to the bestest, biggest "things" in all of trump-ville - and doesn't want the world to know?

If that's "all" he's hiding or trying to, you've got to "hand" it to him, at least a "little". Not to make a molehill out of a Mushroom but that could be a Bigly Embarrassment! Or maybe not that big?

Attaboy, Donny. Try to keep a "stiff" upper lip...or was that a problem, too?

"Enquiring" eyes want to know, eh Donny?

[2naSalit]

1. Maybe the pee-ers

were very, very young. Or even contestants of the pageant?

[vlyons]

2. more than likely

excuse me for being vulgar and disgusting, but more than likely the pee tape shows him beating off, while watching. Shows him obsessively watching. Maybe wearing some S&M subordinate gear, like a collar, or a diaper. Whatever.

I really don't care about his penis size. It's obviously big enough for it's purpose, which is to pee and to impregnate a female.

What I DO care about is the size of his mind, which is exceedingly small, closed, limited, confused. and dark dark dark.

[Lithos]

3. Or the "Pee" is really P as in CP

n/t

[Dave Starsky]

4. Stormy said his junk was small, though "not freakishly so".

She was mostly astounded by an enormous "mushroom head" that she said made his penis look like "the Toad character from Mario Kart".

[brooklynite]

5. FWIW , that was never assumed to be content of the video...

What I've heard is, it has to do with what female prostitutes are doing, and where.

[Cousin Dupree]

6. And maybe that they are 12 years old

[CatMor]

7. Ugh .... I would never want to see ...

any part of his body, most notably his private parts. He's hard enough to look at even with his clothes on.

[keithbvadu2]

9. Ask subject matter expert Little Marco Rubio.

[Panich52]

10. Maddow & Hayes have pointed out that on "official"

pix, one of the photoshopped areas are Trump's hands--his fingers get elongated. Bet Rubio is getting a big chuckle out of that.

[Chemisse]

11. I think it most likely contains something he could be imprisoned for.

Such as sex with children.