When Trump leaves office, I hope he'll come to southern Illinois to live.

[Atticus]

Specifically, MARION, Illinois.

[GeorgeGist]

1. Walls work!

[TreasonousBastard]

2. I'd be OK with him going anywhere to die.

[no_hypocrisy]

3. What? Joliet Prison isn't open any more?

[Atticus]

5. The federal penitentiary at Marion was the successor for Alcatraz. Manuel Noriega

was one of their "guests". Joliet was a STATE pen.

[GoCubsGo]

6. Nope.

it closed in 2002. It was a state prison, so unless Spanky was convicted of State of Illinois charges, he wouldn't have gone there, anyway. That could potentially happen, though, as he has that eyesore in Chicago with his name on it. His tax guy there was recently brought up on charges, so it's not out of the realm of possibility.

[Sneederbunk]

4. Not secure enough. Must be ADX Florence Colorado.

[GoCubsGo]

7. Yes. Put him in the cell next to El Chapo's.

[The Truth Is Here]

8. Colorado rejects Trump and suggests a rocket heading towards the sun

[pecosbob]

12. There's always Yucca Mountain

We typically don't like storing waste here in Nevada, but in this case I think we could make an exception.

[MurrayDelph]

9. I say we take the tacky gold-tone letting

that's been removed from some of his buildings, put them on top of Alcatraz, and call it the Trump San Francisco.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. I hear Leavenworth, KS is also a nice place.

[Butterflylady]

11. Are you talking about when he gets out of prison?

[Atticus]

14. No, I'm suggesting he serve his time at the federal prison in Marion. nt

[Laffy Kat]

13. Right here in Colorado we have Super Max.

In beautiful Florence.

[denbot]

15. Gitmo

He wants it open, let him have it.