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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHappy pResident's Day, Spanky!
In keeping with the occasion, I thought this would be an opportune time to remind you of everything thats happened since you were dumb enough to think you could actually be president.
Your self-made billionaire story got shot full of holes. Now everyone knows that if it wasnt for your daddys money, youd probably be flipping burgers at that McDonalds over on Queens Boulevard.
Your boasts about being a ladies-man now conjure up the image of your little mushroom-like dick. (Thanks, Stormy!)
You used to be the self-proclaimed best negotiator of all times now youre known as the man who wound up with billions less for your wall than you were originally offered.
Your charitable foundation was exposed as a con game just like your university and there isnt a Trump-owned business that isnt under investigation.
Your very best people have been indicted and your loyal friends are spilling their guts to Mueller.
Youve proven to the world that youre illiterate, and have to have your daily briefings pared down to a few sentences with pretty pictures and even then you dont understand a single thing that anyone is talking about.
You used to brag about your physical stamina a claim the photos of you needing a golf-cart to transport your lard-ass while other world leaders can actually walk a few hundred feet kind of shot that all to hell, didnt it?
You used to be known as a successful real estate mogul now youre just the punchline in every late-night TV show monologue.
Youve demonstrated your stupidity on a daily basis like declaring that congress was working on a middle-class tax-cut when they werent even in session, or insisting that stealth bombers are literally invisible.
You once touted yourself as being an admired businessman. Now youre the guy boarding Air Force One with a wad of toilet paper stuck to his shoe and no one respected you enough to even tell you it was there. The people who are paid to look out for you just laughed at you behind your back same as the rest of the planet.
Youve reacted to the Mueller investigation into obstruction of justice by continuing to obstruct justice and you somehow seem to think he hasnt noticed.
Thanks to your pResidency, the whole world now knows youre just another two-bit con man whos too stupid to stop digging the hole hes already in.
Just think about it, Spanky. If you hadnt decided to sell out your country to the Russians in exchange for the presidency, youd be golfing right now without a care in the world. Your business dealings wouldnt be under a microscope, your friends wouldnt be choosing between telling the truth and a lengthy prison sentence, your own children wouldnt be living with the fear of imminent indictment, and you could have possibly continued your money-laundering, your tax-evasion, and your other crimes under the radar. You went from being on top of your own corrupt world to being buried under it.
You fooled yourself into believing you could be a contender, Spanky. Instead youre just another dumb mook with a one-way ticket to Palookaville.
Nice little fake presidency you have there be a shame if something happened to it. And thanks to Bob Mueller and the Democrats in congress, something is about to.
And buleeeve me bigly, youre not going to like it.
Gothmog
(143,999 posts)CatMor
(6,212 posts)Apollyonus
(812 posts)the extreme jealousy of Obama which got him started ... thinking that it is easy ... and wanting to undo everything that Obama did.
NanceGreggs
(27,813 posts)My point here is that Trump himself has destroyed all of the myths he has built his life on by becoming a public figure, whose every statement is scrutinized.
I'm sure he will never get over the fact that his "self-made billionaire" shtick got blown out of the water - along with all of the other lies he's told that have now been exposed as the ramblings of a delusional mind.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,297 posts)It's really beautiful, the way you detail all the shit that's going on.........
and which is going to take him right along with it.
Brava!
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)yortsed snacilbuper
(7,939 posts)2naSalit
(86,044 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)This is one of your best so far!
tclambert
(11,080 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,129 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,021 posts)I spent a few hours today with a couple of trumpers. The cult is depressing -- all troubles come from Obama and Hillary and all solutions by Trump are blocked by "D.C. politicians". Facts made no dents in their armor of hate and faith.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)emanymton69
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Niagara
(7,403 posts)Superb!!
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)You're outdoing yourself here.
Slow down.
We need you tomorrow and next week and next month and for the next two years !!
Perseus
(4,341 posts)and always brilliant...
Perseus
(4,341 posts)I enjoy reading what you write, and I am always looking forward to it. I also make sure other people read it too. Keep it coming please.