Q the Press, I have finally hit the jackpot!

[leftofcool]

Yes, folks, after a full year of trying, I have finally made it to the Qtard (that's Qanon for those of you who have not been paying attention) hit list. Live from mom's basement and into my Twitter direct message I got the "we're coming after you and your husband" (thanks for 45 great years and your life insurance policy, hon) alert. Praise be to Jeebus I can now include myself among the 60,000 plus Democrats The Q factor has said it will soon arrest and send to GITMO. I hear I will be in good company with other Twitteratti anti/never/no fucking way Trumpers like Rick Wilson, David Frum and Charlie Sykes. Do you think they got mad when I called them fucking idiots?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I have no idea what this means, but congratulations? I guess?

[leftofcool]

2. You have never heard of QAnon?

Just Google it and then try to find one of their forums. It will keep you laughing for months.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I've heard of them but I don't know what they do.

Will check it out, but I don't want to get cooties in my MacBook.

[janx]

7. Conspiracy theorists on steroids. n/t

[LoisB]

4. I can't seem to get on their radar myself. Congratulations to you.

[PTWB]

5. How can I get on the list? I wanna make fun of them.

[happybird]

6. Congrats!

I hear Cuba is lovely.