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PROVIDENCE, RICasting serious doubt over his commitment, self-professed atheist Edward Horvath came under intense scrutiny Monday after sources revealed that despite ample opportunities, he has never once barged into local churches screaming that the parishioners are all brainwashed fools. This guy fancies himself some kind of true non-believer, but Id bet my imaginary soul hes never snatched a Bible out of a strangers hands and ripped out the pages one by one, said roommate Dan Taylor, also a self-professed atheist, in regard to the surprisingly non-confrontational 32-year-old, noting that Horvath has never once stood atop a pew during Sunday mass screaming that the whole charade was all a colossal lie. Ed might pay lip service to atheism, but does he regularly accuse people who are wearing crucifixes in public for glorifying the torture of a Jewish carpenterwho, by the way, may not have ever existed? Has he ever thrown communion wine to the floor and called those receiving it deluded lotus eaters? No. We could never rely on this guy to storm into a packed worship service and dare the congregations imaginary God to strike him down while calling them all pawns in this sick little game of faith. At press time, several members of the atheist community said they were done with Horvath after photographs came to light showing him smiling in a church during his brothers wedding ceremony.
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I know this is satire but most atheists could care less if others go to church. It's only when the believers want to force their religion on us do we object,
RKP5637
(67,107 posts)onto others with governmental and legal authority. Yep, and I will object to that loud and clear!!!
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,339 posts)I've had a few run-ins with one, and it's annoying.
Disclosure: I'm a non-dedicated agnostic. I just don't know.
Voltaire2
(13,023 posts)is completely misunderstood.
Mariana
(14,856 posts)Merlot
(9,696 posts)someone posts about that annoying athiest they know, met, or were accosted by.
TheRealNorth
(9,478 posts)Satire at its finest.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)My family is all 100% brain dead religious republicans and I'm over being polite.
Sorry, not sorry.
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)Deep down, most rumpiepublicans are waiting for the next Messiah. They really, really like Pence, think he is just a stepping stone to their desire for "Faux Christian" domination of US.
yortsed snacilbuper
(7,939 posts)mountain grammy
(26,619 posts)Generic Other
(28,979 posts)Or are they just burping the pablum mouth lardass?
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,328 posts)Atheists were invented by bad Baptist mothers to terrorize their offspring into heaven.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,106 posts)because of Agent Orange.