Why didn't trump give cohen a job in the WH after he won?

[yortsed snacilbuper]

Seems like he could have avoided pissing him off!

[thegoose]

1. There was probably some petty slight

And Dump needed revenge! revenge! That's all the fucker exists for.

[JI7]

2. becsuse the job he does for trump is illegal

also trump always treated cohen like shit.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Couldn't pass security clearance?

Or maybe Trump wanted an outside fixer.

[RockRaven]

8. Neither could Jarvanka

didn't stop Donnie Two Scoops from bringing them to DC.

[milestogo]

4. He already had Cohen where he needed him.

Lots of dirty work going on outside the White House.

[RandySF]

5. Wohl is useless

[Leghorn21]

6. I read something long ago that left me with the impression that Spanky thought Cohen was a little

too...thuggish, or something-

The same article said that S. had long been abusive towards Cohen, and C. just lapped it up

C. had big dreams of being brought to the WH, I’ve no doubt about that - his friends have commented on this- I mean hey, he was already getting all that $$ funneled into his LLC from hopefuls like AT&T and Viktor Vessleburg (sp!) - Mikie was ready to PAR-TAY!!!

Another fun fact is that Cohen was a finance chair in the RNC (along with icky Steve Wynn and the lovely Elliot Broidy) - sure be nice to hear some tidbits about THAT operation!!!

In short, in answer to your question, I’m going with “Because donnie j. tRump is the dumbest motherfucker who ever walked anywhere on this planet, e v e r”

[cally]

11. Who is spanky?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Trump. The nickname "Spanky" comes from Stormy Daniels' report

that she spanked him with a rolled-up Forbes magazine.

[Blue_true]

14. Trump. He had Stormy Daniels spank him with a folded magazine whose cover he was on. nt

[brooklynite]

7. Trump only hires people from "central casting"

[yortsed snacilbuper]

9. Yeah, cohen is short and dumpy looking,

trump likes the Nordic types!

[whathehell]

15. Um, no

Quite the opposite -- Cohen is the best looking guy in Trump's entire orbit.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

16. I apologize,

he's a handsome devil.

[whathehell]

17. An apology isn't needed..

but an eye exam may be.

[kskiska]

10. "The Mooch"

wasn't much better. He spoke the lingo.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Trump is a snob. Cohen didn't go to an Ivy League law school

and doesn't come across as the sort of classy guy Trump thinks he is himself. Trump makes a big deal about "his" people going to the best schools, and Cohen didn't - and he comes across as a low-rent mob mouthpiece - which he kind of was.

[whathehell]

18. I understand what you're saying..

and I agree with you, but the very thought of Trump imagining he has more "class" than virtually anyone pushes my reality meter to the max.
Cohen may not have gone to an Ivy League law school, but Trump has NO law or graduate training at all.
He has a bachelor's degree from Wharton and given everything about him, including a vocabulary ranked by linguists at the
fourth grade level, one wonders how he even managed that.

[Maru Kitteh]

19. I think he found it amusing to rub Cohen's nose in shit and watch him come back for more.

By all accounts, he treated Cohen terribly, humiliated him repeatedly - and yet Cohen kept coming back. This is the very kind of thing a narcissist finds entertaining.