It's delicious that Cohen's opening statement was released in time for Trump's lunch.

[Claritie Pixie]

It's going to be a really long afternoon, evening, and night in Hanoi for him as Cohen, the House, and the media shine light into his dark corners. He will be awake all night.

CNN just read Cohen's statement on air.

Don Lemon: DONALD TRUMP IS A CON MAN.

Being exposed is terrifying to a narcissist.

[Iliyah]

1. Can the USA extradite US citizens from

Vietnam . . .

[Claritie Pixie]

2. Maybe he'll defect to NK in Kim's armored train.

Good riddance, I say!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. So here's one of the world's dumbest people, already suffering from jet lag

from a 20-hour flight, then staying up all night watching his former fixer/lawyer tell Congress about the crimes he committed on behalf of and at the behest of said dumbest person instead of preparing for negotiations with an evil dictator with nukes who's way smarter than he is.

What could possibly go wrong?

[Claritie Pixie]

5. I'm trying to NOT go to that negative place because I may lose my mind.

Maybe the stress and his heart disease will get the better of him in the middle of his televised speech.

I choose that scenario.

[msongs]

4. released early in case he never wakes up again nt

[Leghorn21]

6. ...and this is just a few minutes worth of "opening statement", with HOURS of Q&A to follow!!

H O U R S
OH HOT DAMN!!

[world wide wally]

7. Better just ask Vietnam for asylum now, asshole

We'll miss you

( )

not

[Gothmog]

13. There is some irony about trump being in Vietnam

Link to tweet

[Gothmog]

8. This statement is amazing

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Here is a link to the actual statement https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000169-2d31-dc75-affd-bfb99a790001

[Claritie Pixie]

9. I feel like a heaviness is lifting, hearing that what we've suspected is true.

Cohen is telling us what Mueller wants us to know right now.

That was in the back of my mind as I read Cohen's opening statement.

[Gothmog]

10. I love the little cannon-BOOM

Link to tweet

[Claritie Pixie]

12. Yes! That was a most righteous boom!

Ahhhh. I'm not sure I can sleep tonight.

[Gothmog]

14. I love Ben's little cannon

[Claritie Pixie]

15. Ben has sustained us with his cannons.

I wonder what he's saving for Trump?

[Scurrilous]

11. K&R