Wondering what Trump might do while in Viet Nam to divert media attention away

[ehrnst]

from the outcome of the Cohen testimony.

[Claritie Pixie]

1. This would be a good time for his stress and heart disease to become symptomatic.

If you know what I mean. In the middle of the press conference.

[NewJeffCT]

2. he's going to agree to a complete withdrawal of US forces

in south Korea and to also denuclearize the US in exchange for Kim Jong Un allowing him to build a Trump Tower in Pyongyang

[unc70]

3. Not in North Korea. In Vietnam

[ehrnst]

5. Thank you, corrected.

[Iliyah]

6. Well he should have allowed

qualified journalists in.

[safeinOhio]

7. Tell us NK has agreed to...

pay for the wall.

[Achilleaze]

8. "No no no. Please We want to pay." - Mexico*

* actually "fake Mexico," which is in fact a republican-party propaganda mill now located conveniently in the basement of the kremlin

[watoos]

9. He is going to declare an end to the Korean war,

and then kiss his lover Kim.

[RKP5637]

13. And his BFF Putin will get jaded and attack someplace. n/t

[uponit7771]

10. He'll pimp slap anyone who disagree's with Putin on live TV

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Seek asylum.

n/t

[Iliyah]

14. LOL

[Javaman]

12. He's say something truly stupid along the lines of...

"we won the war" or "nixon was right to bomb the north" or "The Hanoi Hilton is a great place".

[Warren_Pointe]

15. My money's on a Jane Fonda reference.

The base will eat it up like corn from rush limbaugh's feces.

[Faux pas]

16. Create an actual crisis,

probably on the border. He has plenty of sneaky, lying, traitorous friends to collude in that!