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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI refuse to believe this is real. Absolutely refuse to believe it.
1. Donald Trump had a henchman who literally told him he would kill for him.
2. The henchman's name was....Matthew Calamari.
3. Mr. Calamari is this man, who really is a real life person and not just an actor playing a fictional henchman named.....Matthew Calamari:
Let's cut the shit, okay.
Someone come out from behind a curtain and tell us we've all been punked or something like that.
Pachamama
(16,887 posts)DownriverDem
(6,228 posts)will have to appear before one of the House committees.
calimary
(81,220 posts)pepperbear
(5,648 posts)By day, he's a no-show/no-work union contractor. He worked his way up from soldier to Lieutenant, got made 5 years ago. He's the Don's strong arm.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)After I got to the part where the media mogul who killed negative stories about the protagonist was named David Pecker. "This is just too ridiculous! Next."
rusty fender
(3,428 posts)tblue37
(65,336 posts)Last edited Sat Mar 2, 2019, 12:36 PM - Edit history (1)
enid602
(8,615 posts)And never forget Felix Sater!
And how the hell would you cast such a movie? Sounds like a really, really bad spoof.
Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)PatSeg
(47,415 posts)Now I'm getting a major headache!!!
Wounded Bear
(58,647 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)It's not, anymore. Truth really is fucking crazy, and it's getting stranger every day.
Salviati
(6,008 posts)The one who seems like some D-list Batman villain. I mean can the author try to make their characters at least a little grounded in reality?
bdamomma
(63,840 posts)it's the Penguin!!
LiberalLovinLug
(14,173 posts)SaveOurDemocracy
(4,400 posts)itsrobert
(14,157 posts)Steve Carrel?
jayschool2013
(2,312 posts)Josh Brolin or Christian Bale.
itsrobert
(14,157 posts)Canoe52
(2,948 posts)lame54
(35,287 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)He rips him to little pieces on Twitter on an almost daily basis. The Happy Hour podcast he did with Stephanie Miller is one of the best they've ever done.
I would love to see Perlman play this guy.
PatSeg
(47,415 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,282 posts)MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)Lou is too nice a guy to play Calamari.
Lou's like the sweetest dude ever.
Mr.Bill
(24,282 posts)But he's an actor. He wasn't too nice to play the Hulk, was he?
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)Angry, sure, but never mean.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)It's not that you can't make this shit up; Mario Puzo and others did make this shit up. But fuck me, it's real. Someone on my teevee said last night that Matty Calamari sounds like a name an author who didn't know any Italians gave to an Italian character he'd made up. And isn't "calamari" Italian for squid? So is this guy Matty "The Squid" Calamari? The only thing Matty the Squid is missing is a bunch of big gold rings.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Because he liked the guy for being a bouncer or whatever he was.
and the guy is dumber than Jr. to boot.
rusty fender
(3,428 posts)PatSeg
(47,415 posts)That is very catchy.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)PatSeg
(47,415 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)PatSeg
(47,415 posts)without any law and order!
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)I was a child. Might not could take the painful intrusion into fond childhood memories.
PatSeg
(47,415 posts)Maybe Starsky and Hutch without the law and order, good looks, and sympathetic personalities!
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)The characters, not the actors.
PatSeg
(47,415 posts)That's works for me.
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)He played Tevye's future son-in-law in the movie version of Fiddler on the Roof.
He was also in some TV drama about two cops. I can't remember what it was called. Tenspeed and Brownshoe? Cagney and Lacey? I'm too lazy to Google it.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)where Starsky and Hutch took place, was also where William Shatner's "TJ Hooker" series took place. It was supposed to be a generic stand-in for Los Angeles, where both series were actually shot.
So Starsky and Hutch and TJ Hooker actually worked together to fight crime, in some alternate universe that makes more sense than the universe you and I are currently living in.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)lame54
(35,287 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)The wall is in search of a home, that is.
Ananda62
(258 posts)Someone is going to use that title for a book/movie/Op-Ed piece.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)suffragette
(12,232 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)lolol
suffragette
(12,232 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)Nightmare stuff, really.
suffragette
(12,232 posts)And they would like to make it much, much worse.
Stuff of nightmares, indeed.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)suffragette
(12,232 posts)It's catchy. .. . . .
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)Stinky The Clown
(67,792 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,290 posts)frogmarch
(12,153 posts)OMGWTF
(3,952 posts)Dem2
(8,168 posts)of the Shitgibbon?
I can't recall the woman's name, but her and her family was threatened and this name came up as some theorized he looked like the sketch of the person who threatened her.
Edit: and the post above mine says it was Stormy Daniels, my memory sucks.
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)today. Don't have a subscription but read it incognito. His name can be easily googled.
PTWB
(4,131 posts)He looks the OPPOSITE of intimidating, at least to me. If he tried to threaten me I don't think I could help myself from bursting out in laughter.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)illuminating the area, with 4 other male figures in the shadows, and Matty 'The Squid' here was brandishing a bone-saw, and 'just asking you a few questions' ... you wouldn't be real quick to laugh in his face.
Just sayin'
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)going on, I will say that about him.
Looks very professional.
Grasswire2
(13,568 posts)His hands are bigger than his head.
And look at the collar!
underpants
(182,781 posts)Caliman73
(11,735 posts)I think that is how we need to refer to Mr. Calamari from now on.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Don't ask me how I know these things.
CincyDem
(6,353 posts)WeekiWater
(3,259 posts)Last edited Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:16 PM - Edit history (1)
He was hired as a body guard and driver. Now he is the EVP and COO of the Trump Organization.
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)IQ than he does -- so just takes orders and keeps his mouth shut.
Brother Buzz
(36,417 posts)dalton99a
(81,455 posts)maveric
(16,445 posts)Javaman
(62,521 posts)volstork
(5,400 posts)"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."
MontanaMama
(23,308 posts)Maybe they call him Matty "The Squid" Calamari!
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Luca Brasi (am unfortunate nickname that my friends also saddled me with many years ago, and also unfortunately, it stuck).
anarch
(6,535 posts)Perhaps we do live in a world where there is an interventionist "deity," but it's just some jackass trying to see how much people will put up with before they all just lose their shit and society falls apart or something.
I keep thinking of the fact that there was some early leaking of Russian interference by a person called Reality Winner. I remember thinking, when that news came out, "oh, come on."
I wonder, is there some way to formulate a hypothesis about how fucked up things could possibly be in a random-ordered situation, such that a level of fucked-up-ridiculousness beyond that point must surely be non-random/directed?
harumph
(1,898 posts)when you consider we're in the "end game" regarding climate change.
Re: the deity - I'd say more of an "asshole" or assholes - rather than a "jackass."
Gee... I wonder if they'll make the right decision THIS TIME around. Oh, I guess not...
RERUN the sim.
Maybe if for ONCE we could take reasonable action - we could escape.
Think I'll go rr-watch TRON
Eyeball_Kid
(7,431 posts)A few decades ago, when I was getting training for work as a family therapist, my instructors used to tell us one of the features of family systems dysfunction. They would tell us that the more serious the family disturbance/dysfunction, the more absurd their systemic behavior. Occasionally, their patterns would yield behavior sequences, unconsciously rendered, so bizarre that they took on a sense of humor all their own. During my years of practice, I witnessed this feature on a number of occasions.
Your comment has some parallels to my experience in a different context. The more disturbing the factors in a dysfunctional system, the more bizarre the particulars. Sometimes, all you can do is laugh.
BamaRefugee
(3,483 posts)bdamomma
(63,840 posts)made me laugh. It's tRump Crime Family. For real. What thugs.
Tarc
(10,476 posts)in the parking lot, while she was with her kid. Because this guy would be my 1st, 2nd, and 3rd choice for who it was.
unblock
(52,203 posts)Hamlette
(15,411 posts)PatSeg
(47,415 posts)Hamlette
(15,411 posts)PatSeg
(47,415 posts)especially at a time when nothing seems to make any sense.
louis c
(8,652 posts)uponit7771
(90,335 posts)... the line to write this true story and have it anywhere near believable.
AllaN01Bear
(18,181 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)But it's challenging. It's challenging.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)dameatball
(7,397 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,632 posts)world wide wally
(21,740 posts)Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)That shit is so stereotypical my Sicilian grandmother is rolling over in her grave at the audacity of it all! This is so outrageous it would be laughed out of a Hollywood boardroom!!
Historic NY
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TygrBright
(20,758 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)He must love this guy, not only for what he does, but how he looks.
cannabis_flower
(3,764 posts)He's not on SpongeBob Square Pants?
MineralMan
(146,287 posts)moonseller66
(430 posts)I'll happily murder someone Tuesday for a Hamberder today! (Hat tip)
tiptonic
(765 posts)Looks like he may be trumps Mafia 'handler'. There just be sure comrade trump, does what he is told.
pdsimdars
(6,007 posts)marble falls
(57,079 posts)blugbox
(951 posts)marble falls
(57,079 posts)Initech
(100,065 posts)Trump is a mob boss. He has a fixer and a cleaner. He has his confidants and associates. He loves getting his ass kissed. And he'll give you the cement shoes if you double cross him.
Cryptoad
(8,254 posts)bdamomma
(63,840 posts)They are thugs all of them, sickening. They need to be imprisoned.
orangecrush
(19,544 posts)world wide wally
(21,740 posts)First Speaker
(4,858 posts)"Matt the Squid"? I mean, come on. Sometimes, he's Trump; sometimes, he's one of Trump's "creations", like this dude, and the persona--I forget the name--who'd call reporters, claiming to be someone other than who "he"--"Trump"--was. Kaufman had an alter ego, too, whose name I forget--but damned if he didn't look a little like Matt the Squid. God knows where the real Trump has been these past five years, when Andy has been impersonating him. Probably off in the Bahamas, having a good laugh that anyone could be enough of a sucker to believe all this shit could be "real"...
JohnnyRingo
(18,628 posts)I sometimes find myself questioning reality as well. Actually it's every other day.
DeminPennswoods
(15,284 posts)were on with Melber and talking about Calamari. Res worked for Trump in the early days of him running the Trump Organization. She had actually hired Calamari to work as a body guard. She said they called him "the Big Squid". (Ari didn't really seem to get the joke of Calamari being the Italian word for squid.) She said since his promotion to COO of the Trump Org, she didn't know what he was qualified to do and was probably in over his head.
Fineman then described his experiences being in Trump's Trump Tower office. He said there was no place to sit because all the chairs had awards, trophies and other things lauding Trump on them. He said people were just milling around, coming and going and Trump was causing them to fight (verbally) with each other. He said it was chaotic. Afterwards, Res chimed in and said that was exactly the right description of her experience, too.
You really don't know whether to laugh or cry...
truestwords
(16 posts)Our pResident is a dimwitted psychopathic egomaniac w mob connections. Some days even Stephen Colbert can't make this shit funny.
IronLionZion
(45,433 posts)If Calamari is a fake Italian sounding name, the dude might actually be Russian.
Glamrock
(11,795 posts)I keep waiting for Trump to rip his face off to reveal Andy Kaufman screaming, "I GOT YOU FUCKERS! I GOT YOU! "
trof
(54,256 posts)Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)He was active in a stereotypical mobster business... casinos.
He has close ties to various Russian mobsters.
Michael Cohen sounded like a mobster stereotype in this funny exchange:
If it looks like a mobster, works like a mobster, and talks like a mobster, then it probably is a mobster.
CottonBear
(21,596 posts)CottonBear
(21,596 posts)There are no behind the curtain scenes. I believe that Pete Souza recently made this point when discussing his role as White House photographer for Reagan and Obama.
There are very few photos of Dolt45 off duty except for a few surreptitious smart phone photos, like the omelette bar photo from a few weeks ago.
Dolt45 and his gang of conmen, thieves, crooks, henchmen and mobsters are third rate reality TV actors on a presidential reality show.
miyazaki
(2,239 posts)one of his former executives Barbara Res.