I love The Hoarse Whisperer.....

[Heartstrings]

[CatWoman]

1. he's snarky, quick-witted AND funny

I follow him too

[Sneederbunk]

2. The bone spurs would probably act up preventing entry.

[Solly Mack]

3. I'd like to see that.

All for science, of course.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

5. Yes, in the advancement of science.

[Solly Mack]

6. It would be our duty to observe.

Without giggles if at all possible.

[Blue Owl]

4. And Junior, too!

[PatrickforO]

7. Yes. Yes!!! Let's get the lions.

We definitely need to test this!

[Leith]

8. The sycophants are so weird

Some batshit crazy harpy thinks that her god would protect agent orange from a lion attack - but they say that Democrats are the cult?!

She's off her chump.

[harumph]

9. I'll pay a dollar to see that!

[csziggy]

10. My only worry is how ill the lions could get afterwards

There is no telling how many toxic substances are in or on Dolt45.

[jmowreader]

13. I'd be willing to kick in a bucket of Pepto-Bismol and a 50-pound bag of activated carbon

The things we must do for science...

[csziggy]

18. LOL!

[NewJeffCT]

22. We can probably do a gofundme

to have a team of expert vets on standby...

[Gothmog]

11. I also love the Hoarse Whisperer

[smirkymonkey]

12. +1000

[DRoseDARs]

14. If they've been fed, they're actually more mellow. Pirro could go in first to observe... nt

[dameatball]

15. Let's see how he does with a den of prosecutors.

[RainCaster]

16. Agreed!

[Cha]

17. Brilliant! Pirro isn't exactly

a deep thinker.

[jmowreader]

19. Daniel 6 isn't the story they should be reading

Trump’s place in the Bible is the Sanhedrin trial of Jesus, but things will be different.

The Sanhedrin strung up Jesus on trumped-up (no pun intended) charges. Then they took Him to Pontius Pilate, who really wanted to let him go because he saw through the Sanhedrin bullshit.

In the real story, they’re going to drag in our real-life Supply Side Jesus, try him for real crimes, and lock him up in a real prison as all his followers turn their backs on him.

[yonder]

21. "Supply Side Jesus". I'm not much of a songwriter, but if I were.....just sayin'

I might have to steal that anyway and bop it around a bit.

[B Stieg]

20. Okay! So, send in the CLOWN!

Guess who?

[Hassler]

23. Given how Cheeto feels about sharks, I think a pool with a great white would

Really test his courage.

[packman]

24. I really do believe he'd be safe

Lions aren't known for eating big stacks of bullshit

[Gothmog]

25. For this thread

Link to tweet

[malaise]

26. Ditto

Love him

[marble falls]

27. If he does manage to walk out, I suggest best 2 out of three. Just in case.

[Alwaysna]

28. I'm certain Trump could swim with sharks or walk among skunks

And nothing would happen to him due to professional courtesy.

[colsohlibgal]

29. Love It!

That great response brings about an interesting mental image.

[Gothmog]

30. From the Hoarse Whisperer

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Heartstrings]

31. Haha!

A great end to that pos! Thanks, Gothmog!

[Gothmog]

32. Investigators recover bumper sticker from Fred and Mary Trump's 1964 Pontiac.

Link to tweet

[Heartstrings]

33. Hahaha!

Great one, Gothmog!