Profiles in Crazy, LIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("I don't need drugs to be insane" ) Trump is texting: "Multiple investigations show the Dems have gone stone cold CRAZY, off-the-rails nuts. They should look into something real like Clinton's e-mails, or Benghazi, or Obama's birthplace, Vince Foster's death, not some crazy theories or crack-pot ideas about my admin."





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Above CAPTION based on this morning's tweet as given in a DU thread:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142279799

[Sogo]

1. My tiny fingers are just the right size...

....for typing on this tiny keyboard.

[Moostache]

2. Something along these lines...

"Someone get that Mexican lady in here to take away all these papers on this desk. I am not paying her $2.11 a day to have to stare at this mess all day."

[skip fox]

3. How about:

"You can have the desk cleared now. The photographers have gone."

[Moostache]

4. LOL...too true!

I was just getting a kick out of the highlighted title on the visible first page...I will bet my life he never even finished that part of the memo before setting it aside...god I hate having such an incurious and intellectually stunted vulgarian as our President. It is such an embarrassment and so far removed from President Obama that I get sick just thinking about it.

[robbob]

7. Cluttered desk, cluttered mind...

[duforsure]

5. " I invented cell phones ", believe me.

Yea that's the BS I'll spread today. Those idiots will believe anything I tell them, lol.

[malaise]

6. Fuck the papers

I have tweets to write

[Johonny]

8. Tell them nothing, nothing. The democrats want information and I say tell them nothing

<Mueller> Hi Mr. President, I couldn't help wonder if you meant to send me that last text.
<Trump> This is Jon Miller. Did I tell you how great the president is. Very tall too. Big hands. Very big hands.