Wonder why Jr. AND eric are both growing beards.....

[dixiegrrrrl]

Just saw pic of both in this NYT article (scroll down)

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/05/us/politics/trump-house-document-request.html

[Wounded Bear]

1. Witness protection?

[dixiegrrrrl]

19. the Trump way, to boot

Posing for pics, cleverly wearing the beard disguise they will be using. ........

[atreides1]

2. They want to look like their heroes!!!

Uday and Qusay....

[still_one]

3. Same reason as Ted Cruz?

[dixiegrrrrl]

20. Oh jeez...it's....it's....a conspiracy!!!!

...

[still_one]

21. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[2naSalit]

4. Their brand of ignorance

can't be covered up or concealed by facial pubes.

Just sayin'

[bigbrother05]

5. To match their 2nd passports?

The ones from the Czech Republic (mom's homeland). Wonder if they use her maiden name?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. They want to seem interesting.

Like the world's most interesting man.

[C_U_L8R]

7. Indictment beards.

[theophilus]

8. Seneca knew about those types of lunkheads and the other sort, as well:

You are familiar with the young dandies, natty as to their beards and locks, fresh from the bandbox; you can never expect from them any strength or any soundness. Style is the garb of thought: if it be trimmed, or dyed, or treated, it shows that there are defects and a certain amount of flaws in the mind. Elaborate elegance is not a manly garb. 3. If we had the privilege of looking into a good man's soul, oh what a fair, holy, magnificent, gracious, and shining face should we behold – radiant on the one side with justice and temperance, on another with bravery and wisdom! And, besides these, thriftiness, moderation, endurance, refinement, affability, and – though hard to believe – love of one's fellow-men, that Good which is so rare in man, all these would be shedding their own glory over that soul. There, too, forethought combined with elegance and, resulting from these, a most excellent greatness of soul (the noblest of all these virtues) – indeed what charm, O ye heavens, what authority and dignity would they contribute! What a wonderful combination of sweetness and power! No one could call such a face lovable without also calling it worshipful. 4. If one might behold such a face, more exalted and more radiant than the mortal eye is wont to behold, would not one pause as if struck dumb by a visitation from above, and utter a silent prayer, saying: "May it be lawful to have looked upon it!"? And then, led on by the encouraging kindliness of his expression, should we not bow down and worship?

[GeorgeGist]

9. Saudi's have no extradition treaty with US.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. To emulate that hot stuff GQ material in Lynchburg

Jerry Falwell Jr.

[RockRaven]

11. It is so their mugshots aren't instantly recognizable...

The less their mugshots look like them, the less often the media will use them. TV and print media will fall back upon more recognizable pictures, of which there are plenty.

[Perrenial Voter]

12. When they go to prison they want to look as masculine as

possible, so as not to attract unwanted attention.

[JohnnyLib2]

15. True story: a young acquaintance did exactly that!

He was muscular but on the small side. Grew hair, beard and practiced fierce look. He was scared silly going in.

[dixiegrrrrl]

22. Ya know, you might have something there.

[TheBlackAdder]

13. Lord Flashheart said it best.

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Here's the whole scene. Notice the little gif playing to the lower right of my post. It's in this scene.

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[Miigwech]

14. So they can hide out in the Russian woods

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[revmclaren]

16. Maybe to blend in when they skip to Saudi Arabia.

ONLY!!! 2019 and beyond.

[k8conant]

17. Because the Donald can't???

Trying to pretend they're not his sons.

[superpatriotman]

18. Weak chins

No jawlines. Very beta.

[Blue_true]

23. To escape from Alcatraz, or become the Birdmen of said Inn? nt

[Mr. Ected]

24. They're lucky it's only beards. Ivanka is turning into a pile of shit.

Because everything Trump touches turns to shit.

Sorry. I shouldn't have said that.