Obama Demands to See Trump's Elementary-School Diploma

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Former President Barack Obama ignited a firestorm of controversy on Wednesday by demanding to see President Donald Trump’s elementary-school diploma.

Speaking to reporters in Washington, Obama called on Trump to prove “once and for all” that he had completed a K-through-five program.

“While the U.S. Constitution does not require the President to have graduated from fifth grade, it would still be nice to know that he had done so,” Obama said.

By insisting on the release of Trump’s diploma, Obama joined a growing movement of so-called schoolers, who contend that Trump never attended school.

Schoolers’ demands to see documentation of Trump’s elementary-school attendance have yet to sway the White House, which has released only a short version of Trump’s second-grade report card, with the grades completely redacted.

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[muntrv]

1. Where do I join the schooler movement?

[JohnnyLib2]

2. I won't be surprised if Borowitz is on the TrumpTweet list.

What an honor that would be.

[erronis]

3. Next we should ask to see proof that he had a mother and wasn't just a gamete from Fred

Having seen pictures of his Mummmmmy I could understand not wanting to acknowledge parentage. Of course Old Fred wasn't much of a ladies' man (from my POV.)

[Lonestarblue]

12. Donald and Mummy look too much alike--same hairstyle too!

[True Blue American]

36. Dang!

https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/pictured-donald-trump-inherited-his-mother-marys-hairstyle-plus-much-more/news-story/7e1eb0aad9d1496f6e1d82998f313a97

[Hermit-The-Prog]

15. first, prove it is human

[Scarsdale]

32. tRump's grandpa owned

brothels in Alaska and Canada. This might be where tRump learned his "respect" for women??

[marble falls]

4. "While the U.S. Constitution does not require the President to have graduated from fifth grade, it

would still be nice to know that he had done so,” Obama said.

[Lucid Dreamer]

5. I don't think most grammar school gave "diplomas" back then.

I sure don't remember getting one and couldn't produce it if I did.

There goes my bid for prez.

[TrogL]

38. We got one

Granted, they printed it on the ditto machine

[duforsure]

6. I'm now a schooler too!

They'll never get the truth from him on this, which is why it shows it was really bad or he'd be bragging and showing off about it even more. . Its recently been shown he lied about being a honors student in Penn too.

[True Blue American]

11. In another thread a school mate

Showed the Honor Students. Trump was not on it

[Scarsdale]

33. Prolly because

the stable genius excelled, and left those "losers" in his dust!! They would have had to invent a special honors program to accommodate the orange asshole.

[True Blue American]

35. Stable Genius?

[Scarsdale]

39. That is what he called himself!!

His self love knows no bounds.

[Solly Mack]

7. Heh

[lame54]

8. I'd settle for his house training papers

[erronis]

30. Pee stains. Whose? Did the KGB already get to donnie back then?

[pwb]

9. I hear trump was good with the sticks in kindergarten ?

Also the tom tom.

[Kind of Blue]

10. OMG, the birth of the New Truth Movement.

Truthers UNITE

[Alea]

13. LOL!

[Gothmog]

14. Investigators recover bumper sticker from Fred and Mary Trump's 1964 Pontiac.

Link to tweet

[world wide wally]

16. Fred must have bribed those teachers too

[calimary]

25. LOL!!!!

[warmfeet]

26. Yes,

he did much better in those days.

[True Blue American]

40. Shoudn't that be ADD?

And this is not intended as an insult to those who really do suffer.

But they say he still takes Adderall and that stuff can be dangerous.

General Wesley Clark had ADD at the age of 7. Look what a great Leader he turned out to ne.

[Gothmog]

17. I love good satire

[cstanleytech]

18. Hell I want to see his papers showing he passed Pre-K because judging by his behavior

I doubt he did.

[LakeArenal]

19. I heard he came from a strange pod in his basement.

Fully grown. With extra long tie included.

[mahannah]

20. Just not funny any more...if it ever was.

[Locrian]

37. agreed - I've gone past the ability to laught at it - n/t

[treestar]

21. I knew this was going to be boriwitz

Before I opened the thread!

[lindysalsagal]

22. Anyone know if Andy's married?

Because I'm ready to propose.......

ANDY!!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME?????


I'M SERIES!!!!!!

[JohnnyRingo]

23. It's about time.

I'm sure MAGAs would have still voted for him since he's still smarter than them, but it might help in 2020.

[NNadir]

24. If he has a 5th grade diploma, it's because he cheated. Most 5th graders are far more...

...eloquent and well spoken.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

27. OK, this literally made me LOL.

[hay rick]

28. First grade graduation would be a stretch.

That's when we learned that we were supposed to be nice to other people and that lying was bad.

[klook]

29. Bwa-ha-haaa! All he has to do is show the diploma... what's he hiding? (nt)

[erronis]

31. Donnie is still in kindergarten - needs his rest naps and his wee-wee napkins.

[bjvom]

34. He bought a diploma with his allowance.

In the era tRump should have been attending, elementary schools were usually through 6th grade. Just FYI.