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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA laugh for the day.....😂😂😂😂
I had no idea he was so obsessed with beannnnnnnnnnnnnnnns!
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A laugh for the day.....😂😂😂😂 (Original Post)
riversedge
Mar 2019
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Miigwech
(3,741 posts)1. "beans and beans the magical fruit, the more you eat
the more you toot" .... that's a lot of beans!
Lyrics
Various versions of the song exist.[3] These are some examples of the lyrics:
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!1
Pinto beans, are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
Pinto beans for every meal
or
Beans, beans, good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So beans for every meal!
or
Beans, beans, good for the heart
The more you eat, the more you fart,
the more you fart, the more you eat,
the more you sit on the toilet seat.
or
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
Down your pants and in your boot 1
or
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
Then youre ready for another meal!
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So why not have beans for every meal (Also, So eat your beans at every meal)
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal1
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
beans, beans for every meal. This line can also be replaced with: "So eat your beans with every meal"
1This line can also be replaced with: "So eat them beans at every meal"
Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat good beans with every meal
or
Beans, beans, they make you fart
The more you fart the more you poo
The more you poo the more you do, which makes you wee
The more you wee the happier you'll be
Or
Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart, itll make you fly
The more you fart, the more you cry
Then youll be happier like the other poem saidr> Then you wont feel like being dead
Or
Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart the better youll feel
The better you feel
The more fish you reel
The more fish you eat you eat beans with too.
Or
Fava Beans, Fava Beans
Poop comes out like Lava Beans
Hot, hot lava
Hot, hot steam
In more pain than I've ever BEAN
(citation needed)
Or
Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. The more toot the better you feel. So let's have beans for every meal.
Various versions of the song exist.[3] These are some examples of the lyrics:
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!1
Pinto beans, are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
Pinto beans for every meal
or
Beans, beans, good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So beans for every meal!
or
Beans, beans, good for the heart
The more you eat, the more you fart,
the more you fart, the more you eat,
the more you sit on the toilet seat.
or
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
Down your pants and in your boot 1
or
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
Then youre ready for another meal!
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So why not have beans for every meal (Also, So eat your beans at every meal)
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal1
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
beans, beans for every meal. This line can also be replaced with: "So eat your beans with every meal"
1This line can also be replaced with: "So eat them beans at every meal"
Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat good beans with every meal
or
Beans, beans, they make you fart
The more you fart the more you poo
The more you poo the more you do, which makes you wee
The more you wee the happier you'll be
Or
Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart, itll make you fly
The more you fart, the more you cry
Then youll be happier like the other poem saidr> Then you wont feel like being dead
Or
Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart the better youll feel
The better you feel
The more fish you reel
The more fish you eat you eat beans with too.
Or
Fava Beans, Fava Beans
Poop comes out like Lava Beans
Hot, hot lava
Hot, hot steam
In more pain than I've ever BEAN
(citation needed)
Or
Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. The more toot the better you feel. So let's have beans for every meal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beans,_Beans,_the_Musical_Fruit