Remember when you got a hot dog at the ballpark?

[brooklynite]

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[oasis]

1. I was given to understand Major League Baseball strongly rejects steroid use.

[LongtimeAZDem]

3. Ain't nuthin' next to The Big Unit

[panader0]

5. I split one of those with 5 other people at Alice Cooper's Town joint once

before a Diamondback/Dodger game.
Our band played at Cooper'stown long ago.
A long drive from where I live. I didn't get home until 4 AM.

[wishstar]

4. Last minor league game I attended, family of 4 near me spend over $100 on snacks/drinks

Was probably 15 or 20 years ago that I went to local minor league game and couldn't believe how much people were spending on junk food. Much more than even extravagant movie theater fare.

[LongtimeAZDem]

7. I have a lot of sports-fan friends who don't understand why I spend so much on hobbies

I then ask what they spend just to watch a baseball game. We usually move on to another subject at that point.

[Ohiogal]

8. Those stale tortilla chips

with the day glo cheese sauce on them are popular at our local minor league park.

It seems like, any excuse to eat junk in huge amounts, is the American way!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. That's pretty big for a chicken part.

2 lbs. is more than most chickens weigh. This would have to be some kind of processed Frankenchicken.

[Ohiogal]

9. They probably

just Super-glue’d together a bunch of McNuggets.

[jcgoldie]

10. They must grow pretty small chickens in your parts

Most laying hens weigh 5-6 lbs and the cornish X they butcher and sell in stores and restaurants weigh that even after they are dressed.

[OriginalGeek]

11. Pieces parts!

[MFM008]

12. as a teen

I helped sell hot dogs and sodas and candy.
That was it.

[jmowreader]

13. Last time I went to see the Mariners lose...

I got a hot dog, and the people in line looked at me like I was from another planet.