Trump's Hair Is Not A Comb-Over

[lame54]

It's a reverse mullet

Context: watching him on tv

[Blue Owl]

1. Party in the front, business in back

n/t

[Doreen]

2. No, it is some poor creature ripped aeay from the Amazons.

Can't you see the poor thing trying to escape when they are outside?

[montanacowboy]

3. There is a video

of him at mud de largo taking off his odious MAGA hat and underneath --- guess what? Bald Head! No fucking hair at all.

Please someone post that video

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. there are also pics of him without his tan make up.

pale as a ghost.
I figured out those white eye circles are from goggles he wears when he smears his instant tan on his face. The 'tan" shades seem to vary, along with the color of his hair dye. Ivanka was quoted as saying his hair colors vary because he does it himself and how long he leaves it on varies with how impatient he is.
Makes sense. He wouldn't trust anyone else to do his hair because they might spill the beans on his lack of it.

[Mr Tibbs]

4. Back in my punk rock days we called it a "Devilock"

[Kingofalldems]

5. Here:

[renate]

12. Oh, that was a TREAT!

Thanks!

[nykym]

6. How about this one

My apologizes if this causes temporary blindness!

[lame54]

7. His maga hat...

Gets lowered onto his head like Darth Vader's helmet

[BritVic]

8. I'd call it The Ski Slope.

[Cousin Dupree]

14. Ewwwww. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[Thomas Hurt]

9. can you imagine what it looks when he steps out of the shower, lol.

I bet he looks like an extra from Mad Max. I am thinking it takes a half an hour to get to stay in place.

[subterranean]

11. That's what his 3 hours of "executive time" every morning are for!

[Brother Buzz]

10. It's a comb-over, and an engineering marvel

What's the difference between an astronaut and Donald Trump's comb-over?




One defies the law of gravity, the other's a spaceman

[IADEMO2004]

13. Executive Tiime.

[FrankBooth]

15. Someone peeled the skin off a rotisserie chicken

and draped it over his head.