Trump's method of grounding the 737 MAX fleet? Talking to the Press...

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[gratuitous]

1. Somebody finally figure out that a crash today would look doubleplusungood?

This administration could fuck up a two car funeral cortege.

[elleng]

2. Mebbe he should inform the FAA?

The DoTRANSPORTATION???

[flying rabbit]

8. nah...

He's got this. He knows more than they do anyway.

[RockRaven]

3. And the reinstatement will be just as capricious and half-assed, in like a week from now.

Dumb Trump Voice: "It's fixed, everything is fixed. I fixed it. No problems. It's done, it's over. These beautiful planes. So beautiful. They fly."

[Ohiogal]

5. ..

Two years in and he still doesn’t know that you don’t issue orders through Twitter.

[mshasta]

7. lol

[exboyfil]

4. Doesn't he need something like an executive order?

Or written instructions to the FAA? Maybe he should have a briefing before he acts?

[localroger]

6. There probably isn't anyone left in his inner circle

...who knows the actual procedure he needs to follow to do this. I am perfectly serious.

[Glimmer of Hope]

9. I believe you.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Often.

[Hekate]

10. I watched the Orange Toddler sulkily read something someone else wrote and made him read...

It is worse than I thought.