Big Dipper Toilet Guy gets caught lying to Congress

[lagomorph777]

Looks like Wiseacre Whitaker is going to have to wipe that snarky smirk off of his face.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/13/us/politics/whitaker-michael-cohen-trump.html

WASHINGTON — The former acting attorney general Matthew G. Whitaker “did not deny” in a private meeting with House lawmakers on Wednesday that he had spoken to President Trump about an investigation in New York that had ensnared the president and his business, the Democratic chairman of the House Judiciary Committee said.

Speaking after the meeting, the chairman, Representative Jerrold Nadler of New York, presented Mr. Whitaker’s comments as being at odds with his public testimony last month before the Judiciary Committee. In that hearing, Mr. Whitaker generally would not say if he had communicated with the president about the case, which led to charges against Michael D. Cohen, Mr. Trump’s former personal lawyer and fixer.

[Funtatlaguy]

1. "Big Dipper toilet guy". 😆 😂 🤭

[Funtatlaguy]

2. Whitaker trying to change ADA to include low hangers.

After leaving his job as interim AG, Whitaker is now lobbying to get an addition to the Americans with Disabilities Act. He wants for every men’s rest room in America be required to include at least one of his patented deep bowl toilets to protect men with large genitalia from water touching.

This is excerpted from his web site:
“This problem has never been addressed outside of a few European countries. What I’m referring to is the potential health risks that men with large genitals or low hanging scrotum face when sitting on a standard toilet. The water level of these toilets is at only seven inches from the toilet seat to where the water begins. Statistics show that is a problem for between 15-20% of adult males. And, in some areas such as inner cities, it’s much higher. That’s why we created the no touch, no drip, long dong deep sack hanger toilet bowl. They are easily installed and cost effective when bought in bulk. We will be bringing these toilets to Washington soon to demonstrate them to Congress. We believe they should be added, just like wheelchair access, to the ADA.
For too long, this problem for men with large genitalia has been ignored. We plan to bring it before the American people. Please call your Congressperson and tell them that you support deep bowl toilets in men’s public rest rooms.”

[lagomorph777]

3. LOL!

Exactly the sort of thing that big dick would say.

[duforsure]

4. He knows very well he lied to them...

... and he is desperately trying to clean it all up , and will by turning on trump soon even more. He's scared he'll end up in prison if he's not completely honest now. Really bad news for trump and others. trump will be calling him a liar soon , and claiming, or accusing of things like he always does when someone tells the truth about him. More really bad news for trump and others close to him. I would also be shocked if a family member of trump and/or Jared are already talking too behind closed doors to save themselves , before trump turns on them. Just a matter of time.