He's developing a pouch only a pelican would envy

[CatWoman]

[dalton99a]

1. Front view

[Dennis Donovan]

3. That crease in his neck kinda looks like...

...er, never mind.

[Botany]

5. Throat-gina?

Just saying.

[George II]

49. This is rude, but from where I come from that's called "camel toe". He'd better stay clean shaven.

[yonder]

68. I'm going with: Camelus dromedarius pollicem var. trumpii

[Mr. Evil]

73. LMAO! This reminded me of this humorous story. We need all the humor these days we can get!

[George II]

79. That's great, thanks for the laugh.

[lpbk2713]

19. Presidential porn.

He should consider wearing turtle necks.

[Skidmore]

11. Boy howdy, he thinks

he is a fine physical specimen. Delusional.

[magicarpet]

74. Hey wait,... he is a stud,... or thinks he was....

.... look at the basket he is showing in the portrait. He must have shoved 230 tube socks to bulk up his micro mushroom crotch.

[happybird]

30. OMG

That pose


It looks like a bit from the Colbert Report

[shanny]

44. I thought it was Alec Baldwin...

[Mr. Evil]

77. That's one of the most perpetually laughable pictures ever taken!

600 lbs. of flaccid fish belly cellulite desperately trying to appear svelte and manly.

BWAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[lunatica]

34. He can grab it any time he wants!

[pdsimdars]

37. So he has a neck Camel's toe?

[shanny]

46. hmm.

pretty sure the Oval Office is currently sporting gold curtains, and that...thing...doesn't look real. Too slim for one thing and the coiffure is somewhat more normal looking than usual. Madame Toussard's perhaps?

[smirkymonkey]

58. Ugh! The chin-gina!

He is such an ugly person, inside and out.

[B Stieg]

81. "Neck Gunt." nt

[donco]

2. I wonder if

Jacking your JAWS causes that?

[GoCubsGo]

4. That's no pouch.

Pouches have an empty space inside. That mass under his chin is solid fat. Fat Bastard no longer has a neck. His chin now goes straight to his chest.

[Botany]

9. Time to order some new shirts with bigger collars

BTW I can't wear my old dress shirts but that is from my work and working out.

[UniteFightBack]

6. Viewing this is a great diet aid. nt

[Polly Hennessey]

7. Come on you guys,

this is Sunday. Should be my day of rest. Now I have to go back and take another shower.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

8. Next, there'll be bugs crawling out of there?

[leftieNanner]

10. Hannity's pets?

nt

[George II]

52. maggots, or should I say magats?

[Hekate]

12. But think of all the dead fish it can hold

[Brother Buzz]

13. A wonderful bird is the pelican

A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican


For over fifty years I thought Ogden Nash wrote it, not Dixon Lanier Merritt

[CatWoman]

16. shades of "Columbo"

he recited that limerick during the episode of "The Conspirators"

[Brother Buzz]

23. I miss Peter Falk, and I missed that episode

I have no clue why these statues are in Budapest, but they're pretty cool.

[CatWoman]

24. enjoy

[Brother Buzz]

25. Thanks - I found the money shot

[CatWoman]

53. LOL!!!

THANKS

[MyOwnPeace]

21. Bro Buzz or Cat Woman...........

I don't know which post I loved more, but, DAMN, you guys are cookin' today!

[snort]

14. It can hold up to 7 pounds of fillet o' fish.

[dalton99a]

18. And fries

[WhiskeyGrinder]

15. Don't worry, DUers! If you're carrying extra pounds, other people TOTALLY aren't

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noticing it or judging you on it! We only make fun of fat people if they’re BAD and fat, which doesn’t affect you at all!!

[CatWoman]

17. oh please

perhaps you should communicate your concerns to the Insulter-in-Chief?

[WhiskeyGrinder]

26. How does insulting him for traits our friends and allies have helpful?

[CatWoman]

55. it's all good

but again, you're talking to the wrong person

[WhiskeyGrinder]

61. I'm not talking to the wrong person. You're the one who posted the garbage OP.

[CatWoman]

62. and i'm not insulting "friends and allies"

i'm insulting Trump.

don't like it?

find another thread to dumpster dive in.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

64. But you're insulting him for traits that other people here have.

The only difference is that it's Trump. Other people look like him. Saying he looks disgusting and is worthy of ridicule for how he looks is hurtful to others.

Why are you so dedicated to holding onto that rhetoric?

[CatWoman]

66. following your "logic"

i'm insulting myself as well

[WhiskeyGrinder]

67. Oppression is often internalized.

[CatWoman]

70. welcome to my ignore list

[treestar]

83. If they already account for him having insulted others

for traits they have, or even traits he has too, but it's OK for him.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

22. Turnabout is fair play,

[WhiskeyGrinder]

28. How is insulting him for being fat helping our friends and allies who are also fat?

[pdsimdars]

38. It doesn't but it sure feels good to insult him. Isn't that reward enough?

[WhiskeyGrinder]

43. It can be hard for people to let go of things that make them feel good, even when they hurt others.

[pdsimdars]

71. Then you better vote for him because it will hurt him if you don't.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

72. Ha!

[WhiskeyWulf]

36. Thank you.

Some of us are just built that way. Even as a thin teenager, I could see that I was "fleshy" there & would eventually develop whatever-that-thing-is-called, just like my grandmother. Now that I'm aging, it's showing.

I hate Trump as much as anybody here, but that kind of insult hurts.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

54. I'm sorry you have to see it here.

Anti-fat bigotry is really one of the last that is still "acceptable."

[lunatica]

39. I'm fat but I know better than to take an insult directed at Trump personally.

I was a blonde in my youth yet never bought into the ‘dumb blonde’ meme nor did I believe for a second that as a woman I was mentally inferior to a man or that I belonged in the kitchen.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

41. That's a great attitude to have.

It doesn't undo the systemic oppression you faced as a woman or as a fat person, though.

[lunatica]

47. So now we're oppressing Trump?!

And one way to fight oppression is to develop a thick skin and a sharp tongue and to learn to defend yourself. If someone insults me they pay a price. If someone insults Trump I think he deserves it.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

51. No, people who use anti-fat rhetoric strengthen anti-fat oppression, no matter who the target is.

If someone insults Trump I think he deserves it.

Sure, he deserves all sorts of insults. But I think we can do better than insulting him for traits that all people share, and many can't help.

[lunatica]

56. He deserves every insult he gets.

Every single one. You’re just spitting in the wind now.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

65. If someone used a racist insult against him, would that also be acceptable?

[lunatica]

69. You mean calling him White would be an insult?

Calling him a racist is stating a fact. So is calling him a misogynist or just about any other insult.

Why? Because they’re all facts.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

75. No, I mean people who say that calling Trump bigoted names because of his weight and saying

that anti-fat rhetoric is justified even if it hurts other people would never say Trump's "as dumb as a (racial slur)" because (a) they don't use racial slurs and (b) using racial slurs hurts other people.

Anti-fat rhetoric is bigoted, and using it against people we don't like contributes to the oppression of fat people who are our friends and allies.

[catbyte]

45. Normally I would agree with you 100%, but

a man who dehumanizes and values women based solely on their looks and "fuckability," a man who had the unmitigated gall to say in public that "Sadly, Heidi Klum is no longer a 10" deserves to be publicly shamed for HIS looks. It's called giving him a taste of his own medicine--or poison.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

48. So if I'm reading you right, it's okay to use hurtful rhetoric that our friends and allies have been

subjected to all their lives against Trump, because we know that that even though these exact same terms have been used against other DUers, they shouldn't take it personally, because we're using the terms against Trump? I'm wondering if you can walk me through how using anti-fat rhetoric against people we don't like helps fat people we do like, who have also been targets of that rhetoric.

It's called giving him a taste of his own medicine--or poison.

Which is more likely -- that Trump reads DU and gives a shit, or that fat DUers have to wonder what other DUers would be thinking about them if they were to meet in real life?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

57. TrumPutin reveals his vulnerability by his insults

He is susceptible to such insults and should be 'punched' there until he stops.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

63. The likelihood that he's reading this thread is pretty low, don't you think?

But plenty of our friends and allies are, for sure.

[Solly Mack]

20. The flaccid gorge of the species Trump holds no evolutionary purpose - neither for mating nor the

storing of food - but is seen in all adult Trumps and is thought to be the result of the constant attention-seeking squawks made by Trumps.

(use your best Richard Attenborough voice)

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. Did they actually go to church today?

And is Melodrama wearing white BEFORE Memorial Day?

[lunatica]

40. Her collar reminds me of a baby's bib.

It wouldn’t look good on any grown person.

[Totally Tunsie]

29. Yup...

[link:https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516133871191-7b22b931f888?ixlib=rb-1.2.1&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMDd9&w=1000&q=80|

[brewens]

31. I believe it's called a dewlap on a moose. n/t

[diva77]

82. and a wattle on a turkey

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

32. Can he inflate it, like a toad?

[Blue Owl]

33. Blubbernecking

n/t

[malaise]

35. He can't fool me

He went to church to gloat over those poor dead injured and heartbroken Muslims

[DemoTex]

42. Good grief! Now you have scared the pelicans!

[lunatica]

50. What a great picture!

I love it.

Is it one of yours?

[CatWoman]

59. YES

That's GORGEOUS!!!!

[DemoTex]

76. Yep .. Thanks!

I shot this at Palacios Bay, Texas, a few months ago.

[lunatica]

80. It reminds me of the nature photography in National Geographic.

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You’re photography is remarkable!

[NurseJackie]

60. Her face! OMG!

Has she had MORE work done? So tight! So fake! It looks like a mask.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

78. Yo Donnie! Where's your fucking neck?