US sends specialist Thoughts And Prayers team to New Zealand after novice PM foolishly contemplates

[Soph0571]

....real action

Trump Administration has sent a crack squad of experts to assist the inexperienced New Zealand government deal with the aftermath of a mass shooting after Jacinda Ardern showed early warning signs she might do something practical to stem gun violence.

The eight-man team was tasked with sharing their country’s grim experience with mass slaughter and has some of the world’s foremost experts in the art of offering thoughts and prayers in this time of national mourning.

In addition, members of the team are highly accustomed to explaining that this was not the time to discuss legislation and that they are shocked at the cynical attempts to politicise such a tragedy.

[link:https://newsthump.com/2019/03/18/us-sends-specialist-thoughts-and-prayers-team-to-new-zealand-after-novice-pm-foolishly-contemplates-real-action/|

Heh, you know what they say about the best satire......

[Oppaloopa]

1. Thank You.

[rickyhall]

2. Ms. Ardern should diplomatically tell them to fuck off.

[Tipperary]

3. You know this is satire, right?

[47of74]

7. Yeah if it wasn't I would volunteer to be on...

...the crack Tell the T and P Team to Fuck Off team.

[Paladin]

4. Bullseye. (nt)

[rurallib]

5. Ardern is an agnostic, so they will have to get her to

buy in to the whole idea of a god before they can start the prayer circles. This could be one of their toughest missions.

[Dorn]

6. Obama would have just sent a how to GTFU and 'Get Rid of Guns' group

DT at least keeps up with the US tradition of doing nothing

[bahrbearian]

8. I don't think its satire.