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(13,723 posts)RockRaven
(14,886 posts)Anywhere else, and if at that location any sooner, would be disappointing.
Initech
(100,028 posts)With his toxic diet of Big Macs, Diet Cokes, and Filet O'Fishes, no way he's making it to 90. No way.
cstanleytech
(26,217 posts)will hopefully be kicked out office and then charged along with his numerous co conspirators *glances over at Nunes and McConnell*.
50 Shades Of Blue
(9,916 posts)UniteFightBack
(8,231 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,564 posts)bullwinkle428
(20,628 posts)be absolutely OFF THE CHARTS.
Kaleva
(36,240 posts)rickyhall
(4,889 posts)Maru Kitteh
(28,313 posts)Seals have a lot of fat, too.
Solly Mack
(90,758 posts)Dem2theMax
(9,636 posts)the sooner the better?
ifihad2
(36 posts)... got my red dress hanging in the closet ... just get me that occasion ...
rickyhall
(4,889 posts)milestogo
(16,829 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)Keep eating those "hamburders", Donnie boy.
RESIST!
catbyte
(34,325 posts)Ponietz
(2,934 posts)That is all.
dflprincess
(28,070 posts)Takket
(21,525 posts)mahina
(17,604 posts)Three points.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Marthe48
(16,892 posts)running it thru my kidneys first
ZeroSomeBrains
(638 posts)I don't think he is going to be make it through his first term. The way he eats. How he never exercises. How he speaks. I think that he is not well mentally and physically. All it takes is a fall or a stroke or a heart attack.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)That is all.
machoneman
(3,994 posts)or worse!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)He will NEVER rest in peace.
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)machoneman
(3,994 posts)n/m
gopiscrap
(23,725 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,571 posts)On a cold December day in Queens, a small group of people gathered in a shabby 50s-era funeral parlor to pay their last respects to a man who was once the so-called leader of the free world Donald J. Trump. Presidents and ex-presidents are entitled to state funerals, but after Mr. Trump choked to death on a piece of overdone steak in his cell at the federal prison in Otisville, New York last week, his few remaining allies and supporters encountered many obstacles when trying to arrange for such an event. The National Cathedral in Washington, D.C., where services for many former presidents have been held, was unavailable; a representative of the church explained that the Archbishop had serious theological concerns, and expressed a strong desire that the funeral should be held at an appropriate secular location. Mar-a-Lago, which was once Mr. Trumps Florida resort and residence, was also unavailable because it was taken in an asset-forfeiture along with most of the rest of his assets following his impeachment and criminal trials. Family members were unable to assist with final arrangements, since of his four adult children only daughter Tiffany remains unscathed and unincarcerated, and she suggested that they should just double-bag him and put him out on the curb for next weeks trash pickup. Ex-wife Melania and son Barron have sought asylum in Melanias homeland, Slovenia, and could not be reached for comment.
The brief ceremony included a eulogy by Roger Stone, delivered via Skype from an undisclosed location in Argentina, and a brief homily by Franklin Graham in which he compared Mr. Trump to Jesus Christ and warned that he would rise again from the dead to judge and punish his persecutors. A bystander, later identified as Michael Cohen, commented loudly that it although it has been three days Mr. Trump remains dead, Mr. Graham appeared not to have heard the remark. When asked why he was attending the funeral, Mr. Cohen, who was recently released from prison upon completing his sentence for election finance offenses, replied that he wanted to be sure the fucker was really dead. Others at the sparsely-attended event included former New York Mayor and Mr. Trumps television lawyer Rudy Giuliani, Fox host Sean Hannity, former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, and former Senator Lindsey Graham, who was observed sobbing quietly on the shoulder of washed-up rocker Ted Nugent.
No presidents or vice-presidents, former or current, were in attendance. President Harris was in Brussels, Belgium at a NATO conference, and Vice-President Buttigieg was opening a new federal center in El Paso, Texas, to welcome refugees from Central America. Former President Obama was entertaining children at a holiday party at a D.C. hospital, and 100-year-old former President Jimmy Carter was busy nailing shingles to a Habitat for Humanity house in Georgia. Former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had just left for Africa to open three new AIDS clinics on behalf of the Clinton Foundation. Former President George W. Bush, reached at his home in Dallas, remarked that hed rather eat a bag o bees than attend the funeral, and provided a photo of a recent painting he had done of Mr. Trump, which unfortunately is not suitable for publication in a family newspaper. Mr. Trump's vice-president, Mike Pence, was also unable to attend; prison officials declined to give him a day pass for the ceremony.
Pallbearers included Corey Lewandowski, former Congressman Devin Nunes, who appeared to be wearing an ankle monitor, and four unidentified men in red MAGA caps. It was later determined that the men had been hired through a Craigslist advertisement; each was paid $50 in cash. Mr. Trumps final resting place has not been determined; most cemeteries approached about a location declined, citing concerns for the surrounding turf grass.
treestar
(82,383 posts)Thats the way it ought to be!
Kitchari
(2,165 posts)May it be so--I could not stand it if he got a state funeral.
shanny
(6,709 posts)CentralMass
(15,265 posts)Maru Kitteh
(28,313 posts)DU on THAT funeral day.
DBoon
(22,337 posts)nt
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)DBoon
(22,337 posts)Partisans hung his corpse at an ESSO station in Milan at the end of WWII
Peace06
(248 posts)Best comment of the day!