BREAKING: All four Indicative Votes on Brexit fail

[brooklynite]

Customs Union 273-276
Common Market 261-282
Confirmatory Public Vote 280-292
Parliamentary Supremacy 191-292

11 Days to a Hard Brexit.....

[Kurt V.]

1. looks like it's going to happen then. wow.

[manor321]

2. Ministry of silly walks time

[Moostache]

7. Starting to look like they all need to find the "Judean People's Front"...LOL

BRIAN: Are you the Judean People's Front?

REG: Fuck off!

BRIAN: What?

REG: Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.

FRANCIS: Wankers.

BRIAN: Can I... join your group?

REG: No. Piss off.

BRIAN: I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.

PEOPLE'S FRONT OF JUDEA: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.

REG: Stumm.

JUDITH: Are you sure?

BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.

REG: Listen. If you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.

BRIAN: I do!

REG: Oh, yeah? How much?

BRIAN: A lot!

REG: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.

P.F.J.: Yeah...

JUDITH: Splitters.

P.F.J.: Splitters...

FRANCIS: And the Judean Popular People's Front.

P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

LORETTA: And the People's Front of Judea.

P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

[Pope George Ringo II]

3. What do we want? Don't know.

What do we not want? Everything.
When do we want it? No idea.

Useless. Bloody useless.

[liberalhistorian]

9. Damn, that should be a huge

banner displayed in front of Parliament!

This is so damned painful to watch and to see what is happening to both of our once-great nations. The Tories are ruining their country just like the Republicans are ruining ours. I hope the Tories are completely obliterated in the next election.

[Pope George Ringo II]

12. I've got US, UK, and Irish passports.

Between Trump and Brexit, politics is pretty depressing.

[SoCalNative]

5. Nick Boles resigned

but he's a Tory whip

[brooklynite]

6. Vince Cable...

[Pope George Ringo II]

11. He's been hinting at it for a while, not really a surprise.

They're not far from campaign slogans like, "Sure, we screwed up that last coalition with the Tories, but we're the only party patriotic enough to be anti-Brexit." A clean slate with fresh faces is probably a good idea.

[liberalhistorian]

10. Fuck all

the Tories to hell, right where they belong!

[harumph]

8. I guess those Brits that have arbitraged their currency will do real well.

Fire sale time Baby!!!!!!

[Azathoth]

13. Between this and Trump's shit, the upcoming alt-right recession is gonna

make the Bush recession look like a missed Christmas bonus.