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malaise

(268,858 posts) Wed May 1, 2019, 02:44 PM May 2019

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Ted Cruz is one of the most unlikable human beings on the planet

He is a fake on steroids

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Ted Cruz is one of the most unlikable human beings on the planet (Original Post) malaise May 2019 OP

The steroids will explain the facial hair True Dough May 2019 #1

But he now as a beard! Does't that make him look more distinguished and credible!?!?! Siwsan May 2019 #2

No it makes him look like a serial killer. redstatebluegirl May 2019 #5

I wonder if he has a smoking jacket and pipe, back in his office Siwsan May 2019 #7

He is having a midlife crisis, I wonder if he bought a harley? redstatebluegirl May 2019 #13

Ha - he looks even more fake malaise May 2019 #6

So, I guess we can classify his efforts as a big old fail. Siwsan May 2019 #8

If his name was Ted Jones Chipper Chat May 2019 #3

Russia hasn't come up? How stupid does he think peoplecare? nolabear May 2019 #4

But he got Barr to like him!!1!!1!11! WhiskeyGrinder May 2019 #9

Cruz spinning his ass off. That's one Trump rump kisser who oasis May 2019 #10

He sure does (phony dramatic pause) like the (pause) sound of his (pause) own voice C_U_L8R May 2019 #11

Yes! You got it, (leaning forward, pause, pursing lips, eye contact) thanks. n/t Judi Lynn May 2019 #15

He believes he's on a roll! So theatrical. Ted is funny. n/t Judi Lynn May 2019 #12

That sums him up perfectly malaise May 2019 #14

Only Ted can read "green eggs and ham" in the Senate, after all. He's ahead of his time. n/t Judi Lynn May 2019 #17

What was Al Franken's famous quote? Something like spiderpig May 2019 #16

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahhaha malaise May 2019 #18

You mean Rafael Cruz. Or Raffy. Or Eddie. onenote May 2019 #19

This one malaise May 2019 #20

He is humanoid slime - a totally different species. lunatica May 2019 #21

I don't think he's really is... 2naSalit May 2019 #22

True Dough

(17,296 posts)

1. The steroids will explain the facial hair

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:45 PM

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Siwsan

(26,257 posts)

2. But he now as a beard! Does't that make him look more distinguished and credible!?!?!

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:45 PM

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redstatebluegirl

(12,265 posts)

5. No it makes him look like a serial killer.

Reply to Siwsan (Reply #2)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:45 PM

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Siwsan

(26,257 posts)

7. I wonder if he has a smoking jacket and pipe, back in his office

Reply to redstatebluegirl (Reply #5)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:47 PM

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You know, to complete the "look".

redstatebluegirl

(12,265 posts)

13. He is having a midlife crisis, I wonder if he bought a harley?

Reply to Siwsan (Reply #7)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:50 PM

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malaise

(268,858 posts)

6. Ha - he looks even more fake

Reply to Siwsan (Reply #2)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:46 PM

May 2019

Siwsan

(26,257 posts)

8. So, I guess we can classify his efforts as a big old fail.

Reply to malaise (Reply #6)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:47 PM

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Chipper Chat

(9,676 posts)

3. If his name was Ted Jones

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:45 PM

May 2019

He would have never been reelected

nolabear

(41,959 posts)

4. Russia hasn't come up? How stupid does he think peoplecare?

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:45 PM

May 2019

God, that smarmy, lying, grandstanding weasel.

WhiskeyGrinder

(22,315 posts)

9. But he got Barr to like him!!1!!1!11!

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:50 PM

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oasis

(49,365 posts)

10. Cruz spinning his ass off. That's one Trump rump kisser who

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:50 PM

May 2019

could give Kellyanne Conway a run for her position.

C_U_L8R

(44,997 posts)

11. He sure does (phony dramatic pause) like the (pause) sound of his (pause) own voice

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:50 PM

May 2019

Ugh.

Judi Lynn

(160,515 posts)

15. Yes! You got it, (leaning forward, pause, pursing lips, eye contact) thanks. n/t

Reply to C_U_L8R (Reply #11)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:53 PM

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Judi Lynn

(160,515 posts)

12. He believes he's on a roll! So theatrical. Ted is funny. n/t

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:50 PM

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malaise

(268,858 posts)

14. That sums him up perfectly

Reply to Judi Lynn (Reply #12)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:52 PM

May 2019

H really believes his own BS

Judi Lynn

(160,515 posts)

17. Only Ted can read "green eggs and ham" in the Senate, after all. He's ahead of his time. n/t

Reply to malaise (Reply #14)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:55 PM

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spiderpig

(10,419 posts)

16. What was Al Franken's famous quote? Something like

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:54 PM

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"I like Ted Cruz more than anyone else in the Senate. And I HATE Ted Cruz."

malaise

(268,858 posts)

18. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahhaha

Reply to spiderpig (Reply #16)

Wed May 1, 2019, 02:55 PM

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Al was and is hilarious

onenote

(42,680 posts)

19. You mean Rafael Cruz. Or Raffy. Or Eddie.

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 03:31 PM

May 2019

Rafael Edward Cruz. Since Cruz won't show the Democratic Party the respect of being called by its correct name, no Democrat should refer to him by anything other than a name he hasn't chosen for himself either. At least we'd be referring to him by his actual name rather than an ungrammatical made up name.

Meet his disrespect with disrespect.

malaise

(268,858 posts)

20. This one

Reply to onenote (Reply #19)

Wed May 1, 2019, 03:32 PM

May 2019

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212062658

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

21. He is humanoid slime - a totally different species.

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 03:33 PM

May 2019

2naSalit

(86,508 posts)

22. I don't think he's really is...

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Wed May 1, 2019, 04:49 PM

May 2019

I'm pretty sure he's not human.

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