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(79,295 posts) Sun May 5, 2019, 01:46 PM May 2019

Farting & Talking, Robotic Trump Statue Will Greet the President Next Month in London

Don Lessem, is a renowned dinosaur expert and author. (No, really, he is.) And he’s made a giant, robotic, farting Trump statue and says he was inspired to create it during a visit to a factory in Sichuan, China, that makes his dinosaur robots.

The sculpture is headed from China to London in time for Trump’s June arrival. Lessum says it’s being shipped

“on a freighter whose name I won’t disclose for fear Trump will bomb it.”

Lessem’s written a book called Who Said It: Trump Or This Other Schmuck? and he his site TheDumpTrumpDump.com, is as he says,

“your home for all things anti-Trump.”

Now he’s hoping to make a bigger anti-Trump splash in the news pool,

“My goal is to create this year’s attention-getting and bile-producing sequel to the Trump baby balloon, and one that could be more easily deployed at rallies all over the world. I think we need a focus to our rage, and as many and large reminders as possible of what a disgusting disgrace this oaf is to humanity.

When not on the links, Trump apparently spends most of his time on the can tweeting, so I figured to pay full tribute to him he’d have to be positioned on a golden toilet. For his own safety, we thought to put his overlong tie into the toilet itself. He’s tweeting of course, and his mouth moves to utter deathless quotes in his own voice …. His Make America Great Again cap is subtitled ‘Impeach Me’ — as if we needed a reminder.

The fart noises, however, are not his own — recordings of his flatulence are apparently unavailable.”

https://worldofwonder.net/farting-talking-robotic-trump-statue-will-greet-the-president-next-month-in-london-watch/?fbclid=IwAR1RYnMfmQY1jkX1Y71yMjG9BcIJ7AfxJF_Jixd1pQzta5TY3rpQwHGKPf0