Barr Unable to Give Honest Answer to Drive-Thru Window at Arby's

[Judi Lynn]

By Andy Borowitz May 2, 2019

BETHESDA, Maryland (The Borowitz Report)—Attorney General William Barr on Thursday proved unable to give honest answers to a drive-thru window at a Bethesda, Maryland, Arby’s restaurant.

Barr, who drove up to the window just after noon, appeared evasive and halting after the drive-thru attendant asked to take his order.

“I cannot recall what I would like to order at this time,” Barr said, according to the attendant.

When pressed repeatedly to name a sandwich, drink, or side order that he preferred, Barr stonewalled, the attendant said.

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[Aaron31]

1. Who is the guy sitting behind Barr

His name is Aaron Hess. He was the police officer that fatally shot the Pace University student through the windshield.

[Judi Lynn]

2. The guy with the striped tie, right behind Barr's right arm?

I kept wondering who that extremely creepy guy was, and what his relationship was to Barr. Amazing, and horrible.

Good grief. Attorney General, and hired gun.

[UTUSN]

3. I bwah-hawd just loving you laughing. Then saw it was BOROWITZ - good on you!

[Judi Lynn]

4. Maybe it happened because it's springtime.