Trump Furious That Another Baby Is Getting All The Attention

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Donald J. Trump is reportedly “seething with envy” and “furious” that another baby is suddenly getting all the attention, White House aides have confirmed.

The aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Trump was “beside himself” after watching cable news cover a baby other than himself all Monday morning.

“He can’t understand why they are suddenly obsessed with this baby,” one aide said. “He thinks he should be the only baby that people are thinking about, and this new baby is driving him nuts.”

According to the aide, Trump even threatened to slap new tariffs on China in the hopes of stealing attention away from the baby, but to no avail.

“Honestly, I feel bad for him,” the aide said. “He’s used to being the youngest person, and now there’s someone younger.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-furious-that-another-baby-is-getting-all-the-attention?utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_050619&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9f8cb24c17c6adf0e5d24&cndid=25394153&esrc=&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz

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1. ...

[Blue Owl]

2. I heard they even wrapped the baby beautifully

n/t

[MontanaMama]

3. Oh snap!

[LakeArenal]

4. The New Yorker makes it impossible to read the link.

[FakeNoose]

5. It's a very short article, but cute

Borowitz!

[LakeArenal]

6. 😊. Yeah who likes new born babies.

Geez.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. I'll say he's pissed!

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[TheBlackAdder]

8. Melanie got bad news! Trump wants to have another kid.

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I want to get busy working on another child to upstage the royals.

Yes, that means we have to have sex. No test tubes this time.



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[Fritz Walter]

9. Her Maj might want to reconsider her invitation

Queen Elizabeth doesn’t need this shit!

His behavior was bad enough during his last visit to London. I’d have thought that would have been a clear signal to the House of Windsor, but Her Majesty was probably feeling generous and forgiving. Those sentiments are lost on demented donnie. He’ll probably throw an epic tantrum, flinging 💩, cursing, and thrashing out. More so than usual.

Someone has needed a timeout for the past 20, 30 years. Let’s hope he gets a really good one in January, 2021. Perhaps much sooner.