"Sure Wile E. Coyote Always Lost The Roadrunner. BUT WHAT A FASCINATING LIFE HE'S LEAD!"
The NYT news about Trump being the biggest business loser in history broke Tuesday night, and by Wednesday morning the FLOP SWEAT on Fux & Friends was palpable. Brian Kilmeade practically busted a hernia as he emphatically claimed Trump's losing a BILLION DOLLARS in the 1980s proves that he's really a GENIUS! Obviously Trump is such a subtle genius that we peons can't even comprehend HOW losing a billion dollars of borrowed money is actually a WIN!
Granted, the average Fox viewer has the IQ of a nematode, but if even THEY believe this pathetic attempt at gasslighting I'm going to start testing their urine.
Media Matters details the FRANTIC CLUSTER FUCK that went on at Fux Noise to flack for Trump yesterday.
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2019/05/08/fox-friends-downplays-blockbuster-ny-times-story-trumps-billion-dollar-business-losses/223651
But at this point, I THINK WE NEED A NEW MEME! Help me out with this. We need examples of outrageous historical losers, being spun as winners.
I'll start: I'll spin Wile E. Coyote, KILMEADE style!
Wile E. Coyote
--Sure, he got crushed by a ten ton anvil, IF you think that's a lot of weight. But ALL the Coyote's were getting crushed in New York in the 80s!
--Maybe he DID crash into the side of a mountain while trying to run into a tunnel HE painted on it. BUT WHAT A FASCINATING LIFE he's lead. Most of us have never even SEEN that much paint, let alone run INTO it!
--Sure he tried to trap the Roadrunner with a bowl of ACME bird seed, and ended up getting run over by a steam roller. But THAT'S WHAT COYOTES DO sometimes! You LET yourself get run over by the steam roller to convince the Roadrunner that you're stupid and feckless! But the stupider he thinks you are, the easier it'll be to catch him NEXT year!
--YES he makes a fool out of himself every day. That only proves he's BOLD! Dammit, what the hell is wrong with you people! Is it a SURPRISE at this point to learn that Wile E. Coyote is a little bit DIFFERENT THAN MOST PEOPLE!?
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