This is not a joke: Super Trump liquid detergent

[Quemado]

https://www.ecolab.com/offerings/liquid-dishmachine-products/super-trump

Super Trump is a concentrated, high-alkaline, heavy duty liquid detergent for machine warewashing. It can also be used for Bar Glass Washing, Automatic Duct Cleaning Systems and can be automatically dispensed directly from the shipping container. The concentrated, high-alkaline formula strips away heavy grease, protein and starch food soils that ordinary detergents can miss and is effective in light, medium and heavy soil conditions. It also contains special water conditioning agents to help reduce spotting and streaking.


Comment: I'll bet it's safe and effective to use on U.S. currency as well.

[hlthe2b]

1. The joke is that something called "Super TRUMP" is Eco-friendly...

[riversedge]

12. This response is a WINNER......

[Initech]

3. Pairs best with Paper Towel brand paper towels!

[underpants]

6. 😆

[Initech]

7. ROFL!!

[Sneederbunk]

4. It has to be oily and slick.

[meow2u3]

5. Excellent for laundering rubles

and other dirty foreign money.

[Tracyjo]

8. A trump that works?

I doubt it.

[johnp3907]

9. We used to use that where I work before we switched our chemical supplier.

We still use All Trumps flour.

[customerserviceguy]

13. I see it's

bleached, to appeal to a whiter consumer.

[Mopar151]

10. A friendly version of lye.

A strong emulsifier,breaks hard grease, meat waste, human beings, etc. into a crude soap with water.

Removes paint, rust,destroys plastics.

Apron, boots. Gloves, eye protection, flushing water available.

[magicarpet]

11. Originally formulated to clean the trDump...

.... human excrement from donnie's XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Large tightie whities after he pooped his pants the fifth time today.