Haha! Joe Lockhart is "holding" shadow press briefings on Twitter...

[Grasswire2]

...because Huckabee Sanders ISN'T holding briefings. He takes and answers questions in the thread.

You don't have to be a twitter member to read.


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[saidsimplesimon]

1. Thanks for the Haha!

[forgotmylogin]

2. :Splorf!:

Link to tweet

Matt Cohen
@MttyC
· 2h
Replying to @joelockhart @PressSec
What is the real reason a Carrier group is station near the coast of Iran?


Joe Lockhart
✔
@joelockhart
When the President was presented with the plan to move the carrier group he was originally opposed. He thought it meant more air conditioning jobs moving overseas. When the showed him the movie Wag the Dog he got it.

[malaise]

3. Ridicule is the best medicine

Howling with laughter

[Timmygoat]

4. I would like to ask

Regarding Mike Dense, he was on TV saying no woman should have an abortion because it is killing. I wish someone would ask what he would do about the over 200 kids gunned down this year. Also what he will do for the tiny children being held in cages at the border.
Are they not also God's children.

He is a sanctimonious bigot.

[malaise]

8. I try hard not to hear him

These are sick people - opportunists - they don't give a flying fuck about life - they love money and power in that order.

[Brother Buzz]

5. In my perfect world, Andy Borowitz would jump in and have fun with Joe Lockhart

[Grasswire2]

9. that would be hilarious nt

[Wounded Bear]

6. Subtle correction: It's not the DL any more, it's the IL...

from a not really rabid baseball fan.

[RhodeIslandOne]

7. I'm shocked "Let Me Speak To Your Manager" Sarah isn't claiming this is an arrestable offense.

"EXCUSE ME THIS IS ILLEEEEEGAL I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!!!"

[UpInArms]

10. Is DL short for Detox Lockup?

eom

[Sanity Claws]

11. I thought it meant Disabled List

a phrase I know from baseball. But I prefer your interpretation.