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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWoman Walking Alone At Night Picks Up Pace After Spotting Truck Full Of Alabama Lawmakers Following
MONTGOMERY, ALQuickening her pace as the vehicle flashed its brights, Alabama woman Alison Kyles, 29, reportedly hurried towards home Thursday after spotting a pickup truck full of Alabama lawmakers slowly following her. At first, I thought I was just being paranoid when I saw that old Chevy full of state legislators creeping along behind me a few blocks back, but then they turned down the same alleyway as me and I started to panic, said Kyles, who glanced over her shoulder in visible distress as she heard Senator Clyde Chambliss repeatedly revving the trucks engine. Theyre clearly riled up after a day of legislating and are just out to cause some trouble. Oh, God, I think thats Del Marsh leaning out of the passenger window and trying to holler something at me. Christ, Im just going to keep my head down and hope all of them pass me by. At press time, Kyles had broken into a full-on sprint after realizing in horror that she had accidentally turned onto the street directly in front of the Alabama State House.
https://local.theonion.com/woman-walking-alone-at-night-picks-up-pace-after-spotti-1834815925
Sanity Claws
(21,846 posts)They should have added something about "chromosomes." One of those Alabama legislators doesn't know the difference between chromosomes and hormones. Fucking idiot.
ewagner
(18,964 posts)ancianita
(36,023 posts)Paladin
(28,252 posts)But seriously, somebody ought to be investigating all those old white male legislators who put that obscene law in place. I'd bet money that several of them have financed abortions; those stories ought to go public, just as soon as possible.
Mendocino
(7,486 posts)in the driver seat, in front of a mall?