Trump shot a 68 in his first round of the year:

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

JHC what fucking loser/cheater he is.

[gratuitous]

1. How'd he do on the second hole?

By most accounts, Needy Amin is a decent golfer. His incessant need to cheat and puff himself up is just disgusting.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

6. There was a headline the other day - he cheated to beat an 11 year old

[Brother Buzz]

7. You beat me to it

I was going to state that score was the front nine.

[tymorial]

32. Hah! I see what you did there. Well done

[TreasonousBastard]

2. It's upside down-- really 89...

And how many mulligans did he take to get even 89?

Or caddies dropping balls outside the water or rough he shot his into?

Was it Mark Twain who said never, ever trust a man who cheats at golf?

[hunter]

17. My dad and my brother are fantastic golfers.

My brother is in his college sports hall of fame and was semi-pro for a time. He was also caddie to people you would know.

I am proudly the klutzy clown, sometimes smart ass sidekick, whenever I golf with them.

I've been humiliated in golf, badly, by eleven year old girls.

Why would I cheat? It would ruin the fun. That's why we're playing golf, isn't it? To have fun?

I'm as much a danger to myself and others at Pebble Beach as I am at Buccaneer Bay.

[keithbvadu2]

20. Watch out up there!

[happybird]

3. Wow

He missed his calling, should have gone pro.

[jmowreader]

22. All kidding aside, he really should have

Trump loves to golf, and (at least according to expert golfers who have played with him) he is good at it, although he's not polished at it because he hasn't had a coach. He can keep the ball in the fairway and out of the rough, which is very important.

If we could build a time machine and take Trump back to...oh, say 1960...I would advise he and Fred, "get Donald a good trainer, hire a money manager to handle his investments, and let him play pro golf. He has the potential to be one of our finer pro golfers. You will all be proud."

[MineralMan]

4. No, he didn't. But he recorded one.

However, Kim Jung Un finished a round much better than that, since he hit seven holes-in-one.

Match that, Donwald!

[denverbill]

19. You are wrong about that.

I know the story you are talking about. I later learned that they were not keeping score like we do. The scorecard was reflecting bogies and pars, so a 1 was a bogey, 2 double bogey, etc.

https://www.golf.com/golf-plus/behind-kim-jong-ils-famous-round-golf

I liked the story better the way I heard it first.

Kim may be a murdering dictator and best friend's with Dotard, but at least he doesn't cheat at golf.

[rurallib]

5. Considering all the practice he gets (at our expense) he should be shooting

18 holes in one like his North Korean buddy Kim.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

8. An oldie but a goodie:

And don't forget the cost of these outings: https://trumpgolfcount.com/

[Lochloosa]

9. A golfers goal is to shoot his age. To shoot a 4 strokes under is a major achievement.

It didn't happen.

[Brother Buzz]

13. My brother has another goal

He shots a hole for every year he's lived on his birthday. He works it out with the pro ahead of time. He tees off while it's still dark, and finished in the dark because his is birthday is in November. Oh, and he doesn't use one of those ridding golf carts either; he walks (but in his sixties, he started using a bag cart instead of hauling his clubs on his back).

[Drifter]

10. Seriously ...

2 cameras simply follow him around and film uninterrupted shots.

I give him 10 rounds, and I bet he will never break +10

Cheers
Drifter

[Freethinker65]

11. More unbelievable is it was his first game of the year...and during a National Emergency!!!!

[brush]

28. Yeah. First round my ass. As if we all haven't watched the reports of his many trips...

to his golf resorts since the beginning of the year. Does he really expect us to believe here in the middle of May that he hasn't played golf on those many trips during Jan. or Feb. or March or April?

And posting a score of 68 is so laughable. Hell, Tiger Woods just shot a 73 yesterday and he's a professional golfer who plays or practices everyday.

Amatuer duffers like trump who haven't played in months, allegedly, would be lucky to break 90.

[spanone]

12. Golf goes by the honor system...A man like trump can claim anything he wants.

And obviously does.

[lame54]

14. Putin and his 8 goals

[moondust]

15. Pure bullshit.

I very much doubt that he broke 100. Probably closer to 120.

34 and 34?

[Johonny]

16. And a monkey just flew out my ass

[tanyev]

18. Bullshit. Everyone should read Commander in Cheat.

It’s an easy, quick read and the author, a sportswriter, goes through the myriad ways Donnie has always cheated at golf. Anyone that dares point it out is soon fired or banished from his presence.

[ProudLib72]

21. Who the hell is this Leif Skodnick?

What kind of relationship does he have the Rump that he calls him "Hon"?

And why would I trust anything that says "Revision Scores"? Sounds like "Redacted Scores" to me.

[Maru Kitteh]

23. Um - HONORABLE?

Yeah fuck no.

[TeamPooka]

31. that leapt out to me too. he must be jealous of his Judge sister.

[Dave Starsky]

24. What a load of horseshit.

If that pile of rancid lard shot a 68 on 18 holes, then I ran for 1,200 yards in the NFL last season.

[Qanisqineq]

25. He reminds me of N. Korea's Kim leaders

Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un, probably the grandfather too. They claim to do great things to seem almost God-like. I believe one claim was Kim Jong Il shot a number of hole-in-ones his first time golfing.

[nocoincidences]

26. Yeah....

and I am Marie of Romania.

Apologies to Dorothy Parker:

“Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
a medley of extemporanea,
And love is a thing that can never go wrong,
and I am Marie of Romania.”

[jmowreader]

27. I believe it. Playing golf is all he does.

By now, he should be good at it.

[VOX]

29. Right. And I just hit a baseball out of Dodger Stadium. Musta been a 510-foot dinger.

The late, great Willie Stargell’s got nothing on me.

Say, did I ever tell you about my 93-yard, game-winning field goal INTO THE WIND? I was a walk-on nobody who just wandered into the Seattle Seahawks training camp...

45...a 68? Only in his wettest of dreams. (Revolting image, sorry.)

[kysrsoze]

30. Maybe for 9 holes. Fucking liar.

[still_one]

33. Surprised he didn't say it was an 18.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

34. And I'm the Queen of England.

How he did this (or not) is explained in "Commander in Cheat." https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/rick-reilly-trump-golf-816324/

[Totally Tunsie]

35. Sorry...donnie beat you to it!

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

37. GAAHHH!

[Totally Tunsie]

38. But wait...there's more!

https://www.sadanduseless.com/make-america-great-britain-again/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

39. Those are brilliant! I especially like this one:

[SeattleVet]

36. No, he didn't...the score was deleted from his account.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212108198

along with 4 others that were found to be fake.