Donald Trump RNC 'Surprise' Canceled Due To Convention Scheduling Shift

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/27/donald-trump-rnc-surprise_n_1833142.html


Donald Trump RNC 'Surprise' Canceled Due To Convention Scheduling Shift

"...Donald Trump's hopes of delivering a "big surprise" at the Republican National Convention are officially rained out.

The real estate mogul had been excitedly promoting his scheduled contribution to this year's conservative confab, despite suggestions that his participation would simply amount to a bit where he'd fire an Obama impersonator.

Tropical Storm Isaac had other plans however, as the threat of heavy rains and extreme winds forced the GOP's planning committee to postpone the RNC, shifting Monday's events and canceling others. Trump's act, slated to take place on Monday, wasn't spared the chopping block. Some Republicans are thankful, the Washington Post reports, though Trump spokesman Michael Cohen maintained that Trump's show would have been quite the spectacle. ..."


What do you suppose his "big surprise" might have been? That he's taught the family of raccoons living on his head to do circus tricks?

[unblock]

1. thank goodness! i guess obama's not gonna get "fired"!

gosh, i wuz real worried!

[goclark]

2. We will not miss you Donald

[Politicalboi]

3. It would have messed up his hair

And maybe even blow it off his soft head.

[DLine]

4. Too bad, im sure it was gonna be huge and the biggest thing to ever happen at the RNC convention.

Not really

[TreasonousBastard]

5. A bigger wind than Donald showed up.

[Ruby the Liberal]

6. He was going to "fire" an Obama impersonator.

Looks like the RNC is distancing themselves from the crazy.

[Erose999]

7. Afraid his rug would blow away.

[CJCRANE]

8. Here's your surprise, Donald...

You're canceled!

[SDjack]

9. The program committee played dump-a-trump. nt