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PCIntern

(25,494 posts)
Wed May 22, 2019, 05:14 PM May 2019

So the joke goes:

Trump takes this woman out on a first date. They go to his restaurant for Trump Steaks, takes a ride in Central Park where he shows her Trump Plaza, then takes her back to her hotel where he says to her, “Hey baby, how about a goodnight fuck?”

She replies, “OK. Goodnight, Fuck.”

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So the joke goes: (Original Post) PCIntern May 2019 OP
Originally attributed to Mickey Rooney COLGATE4 May 2019 #1
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COLGATE4

(14,732 posts)
1. Originally attributed to Mickey Rooney
Wed May 22, 2019, 06:29 PM
May 2019

Story goes that Rooney (who was not averse to taking a drink or three) was sitting in some Hollywood watering hole when he spied a young, attractive girl sitting at the bar. Turning on his 86-Proof charm he sidled up and, smooth talking devil he was said to her "Hey baby, what would you say to a little fuck? To which she reportedly replied: "Hello, little Fuck".

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