Next week's cover of New Yorker: "The Shining," by Barry Blitt.

[kpete]

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Link to tweet

[dhol82]

1. I can think of something else they would be 'shining' from that particular position.

[Perseus]

10. Shame on us, I had the same thought

And they would too, if commanded.

[dhol82]

14. Yup

[warmfeet]

21. If they could find the tiny button mushroom

within the bullshit.

[dhol82]

28. Knowing these three

They will keep on looking as long as necessary.

[olegramps]

38. The boot lickers are going to give him a spit shine.

[spooky3]

2. Oh, that is PERFECT! thanks. Nt

[Dennis Donovan]

3. Here's the Tweet:

Link to tweet

Kyle Griffin✔ @kylegriffin1
Next week's cover of @NewYorker: "The Shining," by Barry Blitt.

5:05 PM - May 23, 2019

They even got the tiny hands!

[calimary]

17. Not quite. They should be wiping his shoes with their tongues.

But it does show them on their knees, so they do get points for that.

[erronis]

25. Used to be a "spit and polish". Now it's a "lick and rub".

There's a nearby source for some brown tongue goop if needed.

[BigOleDummy]

4. Excellent!

Mr. Blitt hit it out of the ballpark with this one.

[gratuitous]

6. Tastefully done

I would have found it hard to resist showing these three bootlickers using their actual bootlickers instead of brushes to carry out the shining.

[barbtries]

8. i would have found it satisfying

(if i could draw that well) to make a version of them licking his ass.

[burrowowl]

5. I love the New Yorker

[cp]

7. Absolutely BRILLIANT!

[spanone]

9. K&R...👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[Ilsa]

11. Dotard will LOVE this.

Except for the small hands, of course.

[Josiesdad]

15. well... check out the feet too...

The feet could easily belong to a growth stunted 12 year old.

[woundedkarma]

13. That isn't what they're shining and it's not with brushes. n/t

[Celerity]

16. forever the con's lickspittles

if they were dogs.............

[calimary]

18. Pence, is that you?

Taste good?

[Celerity]

19. Pence has on his harness from Mother

[calimary]

22. It IS Pence!

Mmmm-mmmmmm! Must taste good. He dines there frequently.

[SayItLoud]

20. tRUMP will have this blown up and framed and put in the ORAL OFFICE! He'll LOVE this cover.

[MyOwnPeace]

26. Funny, I was gonna' ask.....

if he was planning to make YUGE copies and have them hanging in the lobbies of the golf courses that we, the tax payers, are supporting............

[Kurt V.]

35. that was my reaction too. trump will love it.

[world wide wally]

23. So spot on

I sure hope Barr, McConnell and Graham see this

[MyOwnPeace]

29. They are probably

sending out staff flunkies to buy up every single copy in every aisle of the airports and local stores!
The question is: do the want people NOT to see them - or are they PROUD!

[Achilleaze]

24. republicans without honor

what a disgrace they are

[smirkymonkey]

27. K&R

[kairos12]

30. Reality would be them kissing his prodigious

stable genius ass!😜

[Cha]

31. K!

[LudwigPastorius]

32. Trump doesn't have to tell them to "go get your fucking shine box".

They are all already on their knees, ready to go.

[Honeycombe8]

33. Wow. nt

[SergeStorms]

34. They've been shining...

his "mushroom", not his shoes.

[Paladin]

36. Absolute classic. (nt)

[samnsara]

37. thats a polite version of how i see it

[busterbrown]

39. Barr Epstein- McConnell Disease.

Too Much Kissing? Yea. Ass- Kissing/ perhaps licking.

[nolabear]

40. I guess "The Kissing" wasn't as clever a reference.

But it would be more fitting.

[gademocrat7]

41. Spot on!