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HipChick

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Sat May 25, 2019, 09:19 AM May 2019

Don't worry UK...Larry The Cat has taken over..




Larry the Downing Street cat has reassured Britain that he is now running the country.




Just moments after Prime Minister Theresa May announced her resignation, Larry, 12, declared: “Don’t worry, Britain. I’m in charge now.” As he has moved from his favourite doorstep outside Number 10 to take up office inside, he insisted he is the right cat for the job.
In a powerful address to the nation, he promised to bring a divided country back together.

He said: “This is the greatest honour that can come to any cat in a democracy. I know full well the responsibilities that await me as I enter the door of No. 10 and I’ll strive unceasingly to try to fulfil the trust and confidence that the British people have placed in me and the things in which I believe.

“And I would just like to remember some words of St. Francis of Assisi, which I think are really just particularly apt at the moment. ‘Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. Where there is error, may we bring truth. Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. Where there is despair, may we bring hope, and where there is an empty dish, may we bring Whiskas’.”
I’m in charge now, says Larry the Downing Street cat 1 Day Ago

Larry the Downing Street cat has reassured Britain that he is now running the country.
“And I would just like to remember some words of St. Francis of Assisi, which I think are really just particularly apt at the moment. ‘Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. Where there is error, may we bring truth. Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. Where there is despair, may we bring hope, and where there is an empty dish, may we bring Whiskas’.”

Larry’s first job, after a nap in the sunshine, will be to form his first Cabinet.



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Don't worry UK...Larry The Cat has taken over.. (Original Post) HipChick May 2019 OP
May well be the best option...All hail, Larry the cat! (sorry, Queen) hlthe2b May 2019 #1
All Hail His Meowjesty Larry the Cat meow2u3 May 2019 #2
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