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Sat May 25, 2019, 04:51 PM

That Obnoxious Replica Noah's Ark Theme Park In Kentucky?

Guess what? Badly Damaged by recent Storms.. I guess God didn't
think of procuring Insurance for his home-made Boat..

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/05/irony-alert-owners-noahs-ark-replica-sue

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Reply That Obnoxious Replica Noah's Ark Theme Park In Kentucky? (Original post)
busterbrown May 2019 OP
malaise May 2019 #1
busterbrown May 2019 #3
malaise May 2019 #4
brush May 2019 #10
malaise May 2019 #14
oasis May 2019 #2
malaise May 2019 #6
busterbrown May 2019 #18
oasis May 2019 #19
A HERETIC I AM May 2019 #5
busterbrown May 2019 #13
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 2019 #7
hatrack May 2019 #8
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 2019 #9
dameatball May 2019 #11
bitterross May 2019 #12
MyOwnPeace May 2019 #15
Aristus May 2019 #16
DFW May 2019 #17

Response to busterbrown (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 04:52 PM

1. This one is hysterically funny

Let the snake oil salesmen and women explain this

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Response to malaise (Reply #1)

Sat May 25, 2019, 04:58 PM

3. Which Begs the Question?

WHY/???? God could have probably received a nice discount from
Joshua's Insurance Policies.. Located near by. They always rely on us Jews
for financial problems.. Then they cast us to the sea.

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Response to busterbrown (Reply #3)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:00 PM

4. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Let the grifters devour one another and leave the rest of us in peace

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Response to malaise (Reply #1)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:36 PM

10. There's irony in there somewhere, what with arks supposely built to sustain flooding and all.

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Response to brush (Reply #10)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:47 PM

14. Yep and they were supposed to wait for those doves

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Response to busterbrown (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 04:57 PM

2. Maybe county clerk, Kim Davis can bake cookies for a fund(ie)raiser.

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Response to oasis (Reply #2)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:04 PM

6. DUzy

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Response to oasis (Reply #2)

Sat May 25, 2019, 07:28 PM

18. Good ole Kim..

What a gal! Is she still in trouble with the authorities?

Or am I thinking of another County official Nut in that part of the country.?

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Response to busterbrown (Reply #18)

Sun May 26, 2019, 09:37 AM

19. "Former" county clerk, Kim Davis was voted out of office last Nov.

I haven't seen any SNL skits in her honor since her back door visit with th Pope, so I guess her "15 minutes" are done, except for an occasional dig whenever Kentucky's negatives are brought up.

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Response to busterbrown (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:03 PM

5. In all fairness, the building itself was not damaged, just the road into the place

(I'm not going to call it a "boat" or an "ark" as it is a BUILDING made in the shape of a large boat. If that thing is a boat, then my lawnmower is a Concorde.)



From the article you linked;

Ark Encounter, which unveiled the 510-foot-long model in 2016, says that heavy rains in 2017 and 2018 caused a landslide on its access road, and its five insurance carriers refused to cover nearly $1 million in damages.

In a 77-page lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court, Ark Encounter asks for compensatory and punitive damages.

The ark itself was not damaged and the road has been rebuilt, according to the suit.

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Response to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #5)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:42 PM

13. But But...This was God's Creation! He farmed it out To Noah..

You would have thought Noah could have easily fixed the access problem and got the thing rolling again.. Maybe he's beginning to slip a bit....It i'll be awhile I guess before he begins to encounter the dementia problems we all face...I wish him the best!

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Response to busterbrown (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:14 PM

7. I'm sure Noah (if he existed) was a better builder.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Reply #7)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:19 PM

8. Hadn't heard that Noah was aware of pre-poured concrete forms and heavy-duty cranes . . .

Smart dude!

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Response to hatrack (Reply #8)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:25 PM

9. Hadn't read the thread before posting

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Response to busterbrown (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:37 PM

11. I'm really glad I didn't agree to send him my last two unicorns. He shoulda hired a union carpenter

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Response to busterbrown (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 05:38 PM

12. Acts of God clause - Claim DENIED.

 

I so hope they didnt' have specific flood insurance so the insurance company can deny their claims under the "Acts of God" clauses in every insurance contract.

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Response to busterbrown (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 07:16 PM

15. Maybe they can raise money.......

by selling copies of the old Bill Cosby routine of God & Noah talking: "Hey God, what's a cubit?"

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Response to busterbrown (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 07:19 PM

16. I guess they don't see the irony in an act of God taking out the access road

to that Biblical tourist trap...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #16)

Sat May 25, 2019, 07:23 PM

17. By flooding, no less!

Let me guess--the insurance company is refusing to pay, saying, "you of ALL people should have known about the risk of a flood!"

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