That Obnoxious Replica Noah's Ark Theme Park In Kentucky?

[busterbrown]

Guess what? Badly Damaged by recent Storms.. I guess God didn't
think of procuring Insurance for his home-made Boat..

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/05/irony-alert-owners-noahs-ark-replica-sue

[malaise]

1. This one is hysterically funny

Let the snake oil salesmen and women explain this

[busterbrown]

3. Which Begs the Question?

WHY/???? God could have probably received a nice discount from
Joshua's Insurance Policies.. Located near by. They always rely on us Jews
for financial problems.. Then they cast us to the sea.

[malaise]

4. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Let the grifters devour one another and leave the rest of us in peace

[brush]

10. There's irony in there somewhere, what with arks supposely built to sustain flooding and all.

[malaise]

14. Yep and they were supposed to wait for those doves

[oasis]

2. Maybe county clerk, Kim Davis can bake cookies for a fund(ie)raiser.

[malaise]

6. DUzy

[busterbrown]

18. Good ole Kim..

What a gal! Is she still in trouble with the authorities?

Or am I thinking of another County official Nut in that part of the country.?

[oasis]

19. "Former" county clerk, Kim Davis was voted out of office last Nov.

I haven't seen any SNL skits in her honor since her back door visit with th Pope, so I guess her "15 minutes" are done, except for an occasional dig whenever Kentucky's negatives are brought up.

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. In all fairness, the building itself was not damaged, just the road into the place

(I'm not going to call it a "boat" or an "ark" as it is a BUILDING made in the shape of a large boat. If that thing is a boat, then my lawnmower is a Concorde.)



From the article you linked;

Ark Encounter, which unveiled the 510-foot-long model in 2016, says that heavy rains in 2017 and 2018 caused a landslide on its access road, and its five insurance carriers refused to cover nearly $1 million in damages.

In a 77-page lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court, Ark Encounter asks for compensatory and punitive damages.

The ark itself was not damaged and the road has been rebuilt, according to the suit.

[busterbrown]

13. But But...This was God's Creation! He farmed it out To Noah..

You would have thought Noah could have easily fixed the access problem and got the thing rolling again.. Maybe he's beginning to slip a bit....It i'll be awhile I guess before he begins to encounter the dementia problems we all face...I wish him the best!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

7. I'm sure Noah (if he existed) was a better builder.

[hatrack]

8. Hadn't heard that Noah was aware of pre-poured concrete forms and heavy-duty cranes . . .

Smart dude!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

9. Hadn't read the thread before posting

[dameatball]

11. I'm really glad I didn't agree to send him my last two unicorns. He shoulda hired a union carpenter

[bitterross]

12. Acts of God clause - Claim DENIED.

I so hope they didnt' have specific flood insurance so the insurance company can deny their claims under the "Acts of God" clauses in every insurance contract.

[MyOwnPeace]

15. Maybe they can raise money.......

by selling copies of the old Bill Cosby routine of God & Noah talking: "Hey God, what's a cubit?"

[Aristus]

16. I guess they don't see the irony in an act of God taking out the access road

to that Biblical tourist trap...

[DFW]

17. By flooding, no less!

Let me guess--the insurance company is refusing to pay, saying, "you of ALL people should have known about the risk of a flood!"